CLAN the Singing DJ in the Jungle 1PM Monday

It's still only March we're all in the jungle, and the critters are startin' to rouse,
There's a Scotsman who lives there who's really quite crazy, and he hangs about in his tree house,
But don't let that fear you - he's not really scary, bringing joy is what his bag is,
And be careful as you tread, yes watch where you walk, he gets protective of his haggis!