Dismayland

Region:

Dismayland

Grid:

xoaox.de:7000

Rating:

Moderate

Category:

Fantasy

Added by :

Spax Orion^✦

Created :

6 months ago

Traffic Rank:

182nd

Avatars in Region:

0

Ozone Miniverse - Imagination defiled: A Vile Hegemony for the Subjugated!

PUBLIC ACCESS AREAS RATED M:
For STRONG LANGUAGE & Mature non-sexual content.

Home of I.M.A.G.E:
Image Matrix Action Gaming Engine
See our listings in the script area above.

THE NO-EXPORT EXPERIENCE:
An apathetic eyes on, hands off suffer-fest: Look, learn and leave with vapid cynicism.

These portal destinations are delightfully awful:

⭐ Atrius Station - Unwelcome Center (Image BETA testing & Training)
⭐ Dismayland - The Iniquitous Fun Fair! (Open, but Under Destruction)
⭐ Ozone - A Galaxy of Nonsense to Endure, a creative OLD build.
⭐ Zion - Resident Sandbox and scripting college.

Limited access Zones: These depraved abominations still exist.
Adult access areas and CC for MEMBERS only.

⭐ Othello - Gay Resort & Playground for Men
⭐ Orion - Campy Finery & Medieval Role-play
⭐ Midian - That is where our Prisoners are kept.

Living conditions are loathsome even if they offer exclusives and free land.
https://opensimworld.com/land/318 Even HG Inventory is disabled, cached
appearances are the new norm.

AND JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT COULD NOT GET ANY WORSE:

⚠️ We use CHILD GATE. Avatars which are under 1.6m (the shortest system ruth can be) are not allowed. Poorly rigged mesh which reports incorrect height will also trigger the scanner. Use a different avatar to gain entry. I forgot all about that thing! Get it FREE (scroll up) in the script area!

⚠️ WARNING: This is a very mature production. Visitors can expect a barrage of extremely rude and obnoxious behavior from NPCs. If you are easily offended or oppose the use of nefarious OSSL code, please avoid this entire grid at all costs. ⭐⭐⭐ Thanks.

⚠️ Compliance notice: This region is open to HG visitors. NOT ALL HG visitors, so if you cannot enter Dismayland or one of our other regions, join a more neighborly grid. We reserve the right to refuse access to grids who AUTO KICK over privacy concerns.

If you got this far, CONGRATULATIONS! Your sense of humor is NOT malfunctioning. Now come to Ozone and enjoy an expertly crafted, nonsensical portrayal of the absurd.

⭐⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ ⭐
⭐⭐⭐ NOW STAGING :: THE GHOST OF LINDA KELLIE @ DISMAYLAND ⭐⭐⭐ ⭐⭐⭐
⭐⭐⭐ The park was built on HER foundation ⭐ Now SHE is coming to collect ⭐⭐⭐
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ ⭐⭐⭐⭐

The Nuclear Fog was only the surface. Underneath, something had been fermenting for almost twenty years ⭐ every unthanked gift, every uncredited gesture ⭐ until it finally took form and conscripted Chaos Engine assistance.

Dismayland has always been a hostile environment disguised as entertainment, but recent events have escalated beyond what even Management anticipated. Dirty Helga's Chaos Engine ⭐ originally designed to improve rides with malevolent precision ⭐ has achieved something unprecedented: it has developed sentience.

⭐WHAT'S NEW (and what's gone horribly wrong):⭐

COSTUME CAGE: The Ghost of Linda Kellie ⭐⭐⭐ Everyone benefited from years of her generosity. She got nothing, not even a party. The Patron Saint of the Ungrateful demands TRIBUTE and the Chaos Engine facilitates this need. Dirty Helga thanks you for your cooperation, the sysop doesn't.

RAD ZONE: Toxic Dominion ⭐⭐⭐ The frogs are gone. In their place: GRUGS ⭐ radioactive amphibian nightmares that glow in colors not found in nature or good taste. WackenKlutz Security has contained them on a barge in view of 'The Embassy' building and considers the situation resolved. Pravda Balderdash is broadcasting live from behind a barrel. She has not blinked in four hours.

CHAOS ENGINE: A Living MACHINE ⭐⭐⭐ Every ride has been reprogrammed. The Chaos Engine no longer destroys rides randomly ⭐ it destroys them PERSONALLY. Leviathan's Fury holds grudges. The Trauma Twirl has developed a taste for repeat visitors. DizzyWizzy files incident reports about ITSELF. Ride operators have been replaced by automated apology systems that are not sorry.

SCREAM MACHINES: Maximum Adrenaline ⭐⭐⭐ All roller coasters now feature enhanced disappointment protocols. Explosions are louder. Recovery times are longer. FNN coverage is more hysterical. Chet's camera has started recording things that Chet did not point it at. Dale and Marvin Pigeon have upgraded their broadcast equipment and downgraded their journalism.

THE B-MOVIE EXPERIENCE ⭐⭐⭐ Visitors describe the atmosphere as "a very bad movie that knows it's a bad movie and has decided to get worse on purpose." The lighting is wrong. The DIM is intentional. The NPCs have rehearsed their hostility and some have improvised beyond their programming. Miser Glutnee has issued a statement: "Everything is fine. The insurance is current. Stop asking about the frogs."

⭐⭐ Chaos-Powered Rides ⭐ each one a structural opinion
⭐⭐ A Mayoral Election ⭐ alerts, outcome meaningless
⭐⭐ Sideshow Games ⭐ all rigged, all loud, all pointless
⭐⭐ Continuous SHOWS ⭐ Broadway hits The Lamenticon!
⭐⭐ The Pipeline of Disappointment ⭐ play, "win," collect nothing
⭐⭐ FNN News ⭐ 3.1% trust rating, 100% broadcast commitment
⭐⭐ The Clowns ⭐ Agenda planned with ⭐nuke⭐ to enforce it.
⭐⭐ The DIM ⭐ the dark side of the FORCE is uncomfortable here.
⭐⭐ Ghost Ship ⭐ not abandoned. Contents: classified.
⭐⭐ Complaints Department ⭐ 100% resolution rate (resolution: no)

IMPORTANT VISITOR INFORMATION:
⚠️ All rides are deliberately annoying. This is art direction.
⚠️ All NPCs have opinions. Most of them are about you.
⚠️ The orange vests are not official staff. Do not accept their offers.
⚠️ Flying is disabled. Running is encouraged. It will not help.
⚠️ If a ride explodes, that is a FEATURE. Please enjoy the debris.
Inspired by Banksy. Powered by Chaos Engine. You are warned. If you come anyway, that's on you.

Region Status:

Online

Avatars in region:

0

Last checked:

16 minutes ago