Dismayland

Like this post to have your Opensimworld name added to the digital THANK YOU card we are making for Kinda Kellie TRIBUTE.

I need HELP! From my blog:
The Jester is in! The lights are on, the NPCs STAGED; just itching to flip the switch... the switch that tickles your inner child until guffaws echo through the metaverse with the cacophony of a tropical maelstrom!

In this TRIBUTE to 'THE LEGEND' We will shatter your sense of fashion and test your funny bone to its limits!

We have not crowned this TRIBULATION yet, and here is the secret: we cannot, not alone. Linda Kellie gave freely; Dismayland honors her by asking the same of you. We need your poison, your love, your wreckage. Memorabilia. Down-cycled artifacts. Streams. Talent. Even prayer. The scene you see above is hungry. It wants your upcycles. It wants your voice. It wants your pain dressed as celebration. Because that is what we are doing here: giving turpitude a halo, wrapping cruelty in gratitude, forcing joy through the pedagogy of suffering until it comes out the other side as something true.

'The Ghost of Linda Kellie' sanctioned this message of conscription. CHIP IN. STREAM. UP-CYCLE. The Jester is watching. Apathy cloaked as virtue never survives! PLEASE GIVE if you can.

Contact
Inworld: Spax Orion http:xoaox.de:7000
Online: Brettson on OpenSimWorld

NOT JOKING: The Linda Kellie Season & Tribute is REAL - See text in graphics.

An in-place upgrade to the park is in progress and during this time, security is completely disabled until we activate the Linda Kellie THEME enforcement system. Everyone WILL honor Linda Kellie by wearing an approved costume during their Dismayland visit this season. NO EXCEPTIONS.

We are also going to honor LINDA KELLIE with a DISMAYLAND COSTUME BALL.
Linda Kellie Trivia - Linda Kellie Best & Worse Beauty Pageant & Fashion show

MASTER CEREMONY: TBA

She created avatars, clothing, buildings, animations, textures and entire regions.
She gave every last one of them away. No strings. No license fees. No DMCA.
Universities used her work. Hospitals used her work. You used her work.
Anthropic's Claude AI searched the entire public record.

In twenty years, nobody threw her a party.
This demands long overdue gratitude.

We shall honor her with an ENTIRE SEASON since nobody else cares to.

COMING SOON:
The Ghost of Linda Kellie - A Compulsory Tribute
https://opensimliving.blogspot.com/2026/06/recognition-lon...

What are your PLANS for WEDNESDAY? At the end of the HG Safari season, Thirza brings her TRAVELERS to Dismayland for a Scavenger HUNT in a KILL ZONE! What would you possibly expect in a place named like this? Bring your body armor just in case... it will not help.

Whether you come for the games, the shows, knowledge or just for the rides, there will be plenty of whimsical bedlam for all attendees. Bring your sense of humor and have a BLAST!

REMINDER: OpenSim SYSTEM standards are fairly enforced by script. Adult mesh avatars must meet SYSTEM not 'real world' standards. If your attachments are triggered, please change. Dismayland is WORTH the extra effort.

Hey gang, I took a break for a few days and decided to update IMAGE. I would like to get some feedback on the new v1.2 code in the script area. Phantom spawn anomalies and score attribution in multiple player scenario has been fixed. I also simplified the game engine and as a result we have smoother performance. Come to Dismayland and then touch the RAD ZONE barge in the waterway outside of The Embassy. You can't miss it!

http://xoaox.de:7000/Dismayland

Nurse Dinah Rhea is now moonlighting at the 'Covid Casino' Booth @ Ineptitude Aisle. She is there to warn people that PAYMENT is required when service is rendered. The Wanda Circuit handles aftercare... OWCH!

The Dismayland RATING has DROPPED from an "A" to "M". This act has had devastating consequences! Velma owns FNN News, the TV station and the Narrative! She does not care about the petty election, She controls what everyone sees and thinks. Corny Collins and his slutty girlfriend have gone too far! Time for Von Tussle to set the record STRAIGHT, while Corny and Tracy must endure her endless lies! More interesting updates are on my blog: https://opensimliving.blogspot.com/

People often wonder where that fantastic coating, which generously covers the LARD BARS at Chopsy's Diner is being made. Yet another production which was not selected for the Lamenticon. Check this out: https://opensimworld.com/post/130345

The Lamenticon: Our New amphitheater at Dismayland

Another Chaos Coding Morning =D I am sitting here in "The Silence" at Dismayland with my script editor open... Anyone wanna hang out and discuss some CODE? Are you in the mood for creating digital calamity? Happy Hour starts at 8AM New York Time WEEKDAYS.

When the LIGHT is on... You can bet I am lurking somewhere... Come have FUN and leave REAL LIFE behind!

http://xoaox.de:7000/Dismayland

Just when you thought I ran out of creative detritus to share!
(Use your own VR or AR Glasses for the BEST 3D experience)

I really disliked one of my attractions in THE DIM. We decided to vaporize the Titty Twister ride. At the wave of Dirty Helga's wand, 'The Lamenticon' has emerged; an outdoor theater showing 'LeMIZ' with a Dismayland twist... Every NPC show repeats in a continuous loop so you can FOLLOW them or NOT!

Auntie Helga's Therapeutics are now at 400% mark-up! Get your hand crafted potions, poultices and poisons right here at Dismayland! These concoctions are suitable for calming any woes this election season may cause and may influence you to cast your vote for the only person qualified to be your New MAYOR: ME!

-Auntie Helga

The Political CHAOS ramps up at Dismayland. Every Morning around 8AM (UTC -5 New York Time) I am usually online CODING SOME CHAOS, anyone who wants to hang out and CODE is welcome. I will start making use of the HAPPY HOUR feature...

Election season is near and Miser wants to take control of the Greedy Creek swamp in order to get one over on Ms Chopsy! If only he could convince everyone that Helga is nothing more than a silly old hag who's lost her mind. Unbeknownst to Miser but known to us: Helga is 'The Architect' :: behind the scenes all along, it has been HER who has been pulling the strings and spinning the tides of Chaos! Don't bother voting, the machines were already rigged. Who won the election? YOU DID by taking a mild peek at this element of the absurd! Peace & Love!

The Ultimate Scavenger Hunt is now at Dismayland.
Every fountain in the PARK thinks it is the REAL Fountain of Youth.
One of them has distinctly different behavior or a lack thereof.
The wishing well is the universal pedagogy of pain and is excluded.

This Vaunted Fountain is Hidden in Plain Sight somewhere in the
park in a very public area... CAN YOU FIND IT?

The only thing you will not find at Dismayland is BOREDOME. Everywhere you go, there are curious things to attract and distract. RIDES to shake you and GAMES to BREAK you. You've never experienced a chaotic holiday like this.

The 'System Avatar' requirement has been permanently dropped; it was a fun little inconvenience during the BETA TEST. The Park Ranger is a little more lenient but all restrictions are still handled autonomously.

By the way: it is SPRING at Dismayland... so we decided to drop some SPRINGS along the boardwalk! It is a great way to see the sights from above but be aware the landing packs quite a punch...

Even more fun for the weekend. Pardon my mess as I am taking everything off 'Full Bright at night" and doing some PROPER lighting for a change. Who knew Opensim is capable of interesting texture effects without PBR!?

What is a Fun Fair without GAMES? Dismayland has more GAMES and intrigue than any other theme park in the Metaverse. Why? Because QUANTITY is NOT QUALITY unless Dirty Helga is involved. Dammit! She Broke the RIDES and now she RIGGED all of the games. Your old Favorites like "Dodge the Bullets", "Telepathic balloon pop" and "Russian Roulette" have a new brain powering them and that mind is full of ROT! Come on down and WIN ! We installed more Redelivery Terminals in THE EMBASSY to handle your winnings!

A NEW PHASE IN DEVELOPMENT

So many changes have been made to Dismayland that we needed a NEW MAP! We would love to post more pictures but Management has advised us that "evidence" is a liability. What we CAN tell you is that several new attractions have been added, at least two of them are survivable, and the AFTERLIFE gift shop now stocks items you didn't know you needed and still don't.

Chaos Engine has been installed, tested, and validated across all ride systems. Survivability metrics remain proprietary. The unstoppable and utterly shameless Dale and Marvin Pigeon are the purveyors of secrets, which can be easily coaxed out of them if you just stick around and LISTEN.

MAP: hop://xoaox.de:7000/Dismayland/478/261/595

Wow.. a lot of time was spent on this. All RIDES have new engines to power them. New Attractions and SOMETHING ELSE: A Strange FOG has settled on Greedy Creek. The DIM inhabitants are becoming sentient. Experience the thrill, the drama and corruption in a multi-layered story arc. This is MORE than a theme park, it is a living Virtual Novel.

CHAOS ENGINE: I made a drop in replacement for the coaster code in the script area which not only improves keyframe playback but also syncs with other vehicles (See our 'Scrambler' type ride Dizzy Wizzy). Most importantly, a 'silent' dice roll at ride start decides if the ride will BREAK, then Dirty Helga's Chaos Package Deploys! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3BvtpuPdR4 Having a BAD DAY at the FAIR was NEVER SO MUCH FUN!

You have always been a good FRIEND to this community, Thirza. Thank you.
https://hgsafari.blogspot.com/2026/02/image-awareness.html
Opensim: I am making this for all neighborly grids! COME TRY THIS!

See the GAMING forum here on OSW to follow this project: WE NEED TESTERS! Come try the NEW Drop-IN game engine coming FREE (CC-BY-NC) to Opensim! To make things interesting, we added dynamic NPC shows powered by Minstrel Storyteller. If the pigeons annoy you, shoot em down, now you have targets in the air and ground! Help me make this a fun game for all to enjoy.

GRUG ASSAULT — Public BETA

Try a new drop-in action game for your grid.

Unlike most game systems that require you to rebuild your region around them, IMAGE is designed to work around you. GRUG ASSAULT is the public test platform for the IMAGE Matrix Action Game Engine — a deliberately aggressive deployment intended to prove the engine under real conditions before IMAGE takes up permanent residence at Dismayland Theme Park.

Each game mode in GRUG ASSAULT runs with its own custom music set, arena-styled audio routing, and purpose-built sound effects. This is not background noise or looping chaos. The region participates. The engine coordinates behavior, sound, and escalation so what players hear and feel directly reflects what is happening in the arena.

Before the IMAGE framework is released under a Creative Commons license, it needs real results: real stress and real breakage. If you’re curious, come in, push it hard, and see what fails. If it survives you, it earns its place — and so do you.

The IMAGE portal at Atrius Station Landing will take you directly to the Arena.
For convenience, a BETA PRIM nearby will DM you a live summary of everything currently being tested in the build. Adjacent to it is a KNOWN ISSUES board outlining active investigations and unresolved behavior.

BETA Incentive: To reward meaningful testing, the top five BETA participants will receive a complete, fully functional IMAGE Gaming System. To participate: Click my picture on the board to message me. This is the only accepted channel for BETA communications

Following the example set by Gimisa, everyone else will receive IMAGE as a tutorial on RELEASE day. You’ll be taken to a sandbox and guided through a complete crash course — from bullet logic, to weapons, to assembling an entire action engine. This kind of knowledge-sharing matters, and I wish more creators did it.

IMAGE is a framework developed by a digital artist using a sophisticated code analysis and reasoning platform.

Come Break It! Thanks to Maze and Prince Amor for the MONSTER avatar!