Bad Event Idea #67: Best In Running With Scissors
My mom said: "Don't run with scissors! You will poke your eye out!" I said, "Lady, I've got places to go and stuff to cut." Now, the place to go is the Best In Running With Scissors event.
The winner will be the person who:
1. Avoids poking their own eyes out, and
2. Is best at poking other people's eyes out.
Sharpen those scissors, people, and get ready to run!