i mean it does slightly resemble a Dr. Seuss version of some adult toys i have seen...no no no i will shutup and behave...it is meant purely to demonstrate wind directionality! yeah! i am innocent!

OMG!!! Well, you can always lower it… but I must say, I can't stop the sock. I just work here. Wind’s in charge now. 🙈

"Legal disclaimer: Any slapping caused by the windsock is purely accidental and does not reflect its true intentions. 😅"

"Disclaimer: This windsock is not intended for personal flight, body-flopping, or aerial acrobatics. Any flopping is purely decorative." 😂