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Moonlight gathers on the dancefloor tonight as DJ Yana brings a full spectrum of live‑energy performances
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A night for dreamers, wanderers, lovers of sound, carried by the pulse of legends.
R.E.M drifting through the stars.
The Killers lighting the sky with fire.
Supertramp weaving nostalgia into the night air.
The Police striking the rhythm of memory.
Toto sending the rain, the thunder, the heartbeat of the 80s.
And many more voices rising under the moon.
A Moonlight Show for those who feel music in their bones,
for those who dance with their whole spirit,
for those who let the night carry them.
DJ Yana invites you to step into the glow,
to move, to breathe, to feel alive.
Let the moon be your spotlight
and the music your freedom.
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A night for dreamers, wanderers, lovers of sound, carried by the pulse of legends.
R.E.M drifting through the stars.
The Killers lighting the sky with fire.
Supertramp weaving nostalgia into the night air.
The Police striking the rhythm of memory.
Toto sending the rain, the thunder, the heartbeat of the 80s.
And many more voices rising under the moon.
A Moonlight Show for those who feel music in their bones,
for those who dance with their whole spirit,
for those who let the night carry them.
DJ Yana invites you to step into the glow,
to move, to breathe, to feel alive.
Let the moon be your spotlight
and the music your freedom.
Heute ab 20:00 Uhr
Meine glitzernden Lieblingsmenschen,
es ist wieder so weit: Wir werfen Federn in die Luft,
Glitzer in die Haare und sämtliche Hemmungen in die Ecke.
Wir laden euch herzlich zu einer Burlesque Party ein –
mit einem kleinen Showact, der so charmant ist,
dass selbst eure Lachmuskeln erröten könnten.
Kommt, wie ihr wollt:
übertrieben glamourös, herrlich schräg
oder einfach bereit, euch köstlich zu amüsieren.
Hauptsache, ihr bringt gute Laune und eure besten
„Ich hab das extra so gewollt“-Moves mit.
Meine glitzernden Lieblingsmenschen,
es ist wieder so weit: Wir werfen Federn in die Luft,
Glitzer in die Haare und sämtliche Hemmungen in die Ecke.
Wir laden euch herzlich zu einer Burlesque Party ein –
mit einem kleinen Showact, der so charmant ist,
dass selbst eure Lachmuskeln erröten könnten.
Kommt, wie ihr wollt:
übertrieben glamourös, herrlich schräg
oder einfach bereit, euch köstlich zu amüsieren.
Hauptsache, ihr bringt gute Laune und eure besten
„Ich hab das extra so gewollt“-Moves mit.
 | Belze Cherub: PAAAERRRTTTYYYYYYY 6 months ago |
DJane Dragon at the Coffin Club
8 to 10 AM Gridtime (AMV) TODAY (17-19 UHR MEZ)
playing you industrial and EBM.
The Coffin Club is a gothic club in a church surrounded by a cemetry, furnished with coffins, music is gothic, rock, metal, EBM and Industrial.
Take your friends and come over.
Waiting for you
Dragon
Listen: http://dragon.radioamv.com
hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/Carpe%20Noctem/87/170/22
Join us on AMV: https://alternatemetaverse.com/
8 to 10 AM Gridtime (AMV) TODAY (17-19 UHR MEZ)
playing you industrial and EBM.
The Coffin Club is a gothic club in a church surrounded by a cemetry, furnished with coffins, music is gothic, rock, metal, EBM and Industrial.
Take your friends and come over.
Waiting for you
Dragon
Listen: http://dragon.radioamv.com
hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/Carpe%20Noctem/87/170/22
Join us on AMV: https://alternatemetaverse.com/
DJ TYLER - Breakfast Show at Amv 6-8 am grid time
Put on your dancing shoes and come on down to Alternate Metaverse!
We are looking forward to seeing you all here :)
Party Stage
Alternate Metaverse is the new landing point, come and make new friends
Put on your dancing shoes and come on down to Alternate Metaverse!
We are looking forward to seeing you all here :)
Party Stage
Alternate Metaverse is the new landing point, come and make new friends
Due to a migration to a huge server, ansjelagrid is temporarily offline. We will be back as soon as possible. Of course I will let you all know
GRAND OPENING – TODAY
Join us for the Grand Opening of The Rendezvous Redlight District Club
with DJ Cataplexia Numbers bringing the heat!
February 7th - 8:00 PM – 10:00 PM (Grid Time)
The Rendezvous Redlight District Club
Hop:
hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/The%20Rendezvous/166/254...
Step into the night, feel the rhythm, and let the beats take you.
Don’t miss the opening everyone will be talking about!
The Rendezvous is located at Alternate Metaverse grid and is a truly adult oriented and sex friendly Region & Resort
Located on the Saints & Sinners Sky Platform
Join us for the Grand Opening of The Rendezvous Redlight District Club
with DJ Cataplexia Numbers bringing the heat!
February 7th - 8:00 PM – 10:00 PM (Grid Time)
The Rendezvous Redlight District Club
Hop:
hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/The%20Rendezvous/166/254...
Step into the night, feel the rhythm, and let the beats take you.
Don’t miss the opening everyone will be talking about!
The Rendezvous is located at Alternate Metaverse grid and is a truly adult oriented and sex friendly Region & Resort
Located on the Saints & Sinners Sky Platform
Am Sonntag ab 20:00 Uhr:
Meine glitzernden Lieblingsmenschen,
es ist wieder so weit: Wir werfen Federn in die Luft,
Glitzer in die Haare und sämtliche Hemmungen in die Ecke.
Wir laden euch herzlich zu einer Burlesque Party ein –
mit einem kleinen Showact, der so charmant ist,
dass selbst eure Lachmuskeln erröten könnten.
Kommt, wie ihr wollt:
übertrieben glamourös, herrlich schräg
oder einfach bereit, euch köstlich zu amüsieren.
Hauptsache, ihr bringt gute Laune und eure besten
„Ich hab das extra so gewollt“-Moves mit.
Meine glitzernden Lieblingsmenschen,
es ist wieder so weit: Wir werfen Federn in die Luft,
Glitzer in die Haare und sämtliche Hemmungen in die Ecke.
Wir laden euch herzlich zu einer Burlesque Party ein –
mit einem kleinen Showact, der so charmant ist,
dass selbst eure Lachmuskeln erröten könnten.
Kommt, wie ihr wollt:
übertrieben glamourös, herrlich schräg
oder einfach bereit, euch köstlich zu amüsieren.
Hauptsache, ihr bringt gute Laune und eure besten
„Ich hab das extra so gewollt“-Moves mit.
DJ TYLER - Moonlight Show 2am - 4am grid
Put on your dancing shoes and come on down to Alternate Metaverse!
We are looking forward to seeing you all here :)
Party Stage
Alternate Metaverse is the new landing point, come and make new friends
hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/Alternate%20Metaverse/34...
Put on your dancing shoes and come on down to Alternate Metaverse!
We are looking forward to seeing you all here :)
Party Stage
Alternate Metaverse is the new landing point, come and make new friends
hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/Alternate%20Metaverse/34...
We welcome you to Namaste .. a new and beautiful section of Sakura City we hope you may enjoy.
Green tea ice cream, working sushi tables (choose the sushi sit from the chair, then touch the sushi tray for your goodie and add!), sake dispensers, and a generally peaceful ambiance. We're adding more very soon to Sakura, and would love to see you there. It's a vast place to wander, meditate, and enjoy your (virtual) life!
Tables with silver chairs have our usual fare, tables with the black chairs have the sushi! Oh, and don't forget to head to the Gazebo at Namaste and get your Seaweed or Miso soup!
(remember AO's off!)
hop://theegrid.outworldz.net:8002/Sakura/89/85/31
Green tea ice cream, working sushi tables (choose the sushi sit from the chair, then touch the sushi tray for your goodie and add!), sake dispensers, and a generally peaceful ambiance. We're adding more very soon to Sakura, and would love to see you there. It's a vast place to wander, meditate, and enjoy your (virtual) life!
Tables with silver chairs have our usual fare, tables with the black chairs have the sushi! Oh, and don't forget to head to the Gazebo at Namaste and get your Seaweed or Miso soup!
(remember AO's off!)
hop://theegrid.outworldz.net:8002/Sakura/89/85/31
⭐ Zoree Jupiter LIVE @ Speakeasy Swinghard! ⭐
Starting in just 1 hour!
Don’t miss Zoree Jupiter, bringing everything from smooth and sultry vibes to full‑power rock energy. A voice you feel — a show you won’t forget.
🎤 Every other Thursday – 11AM SLT
🎶 Come 30 minutes early for DJ Cliff’s pre‑show set!
Be there and feel the music.
hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/AMV%20Events/1050/1020/4...
Starting in just 1 hour!
Don’t miss Zoree Jupiter, bringing everything from smooth and sultry vibes to full‑power rock energy. A voice you feel — a show you won’t forget.
🎤 Every other Thursday – 11AM SLT
🎶 Come 30 minutes early for DJ Cliff’s pre‑show set!
Be there and feel the music.
hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/AMV%20Events/1050/1020/4...
Amanda Cuffs 2602 - beta.
Wrist and ankle cuffs. Mesh and basic PBR material, tintable.
RLV lock, key holder, poses and timer.
Ready for testing.
Get a copy at:
hop://hg.osgrid.org:80/Amanda's%20Home/128/128/22
or at:
hop://hg.osgrid.org:80/The%20Silvertree%20Cove/138/130/22
Wrist and ankle cuffs. Mesh and basic PBR material, tintable.
RLV lock, key holder, poses and timer.
Ready for testing.
Get a copy at:
hop://hg.osgrid.org:80/Amanda's%20Home/128/128/22
or at:
hop://hg.osgrid.org:80/The%20Silvertree%20Cove/138/130/22
Ravencourt has a new beach! Enjoy!
If you have a copy of the 8.4 updater and the scripts, please come get a new copy.
Realized I forgot to add the sounds to the updater and had to fix the uuid in one of the scripts
Gridtalkparty
Liebe Clubtänzer und Musikzuhörer,
nun haben wir schon den zweiten Monat im neuen Jahr - und auch da gibts Dienstags (hier der 3.2.2026) wieder die Musikalische Rumpelkiste vom Rubeus. Ab 20:00 Uhr gibts wieder Musike, unmoderiertes bereits ab 19:30.
Also - schaut mal herein.
Dorenas-world.de:8002:Gridtalk
Gridtalk Party
Dear club dancers and music lovers,
We're already in the second month of the new year – and on Tuesdays (this one being February 3rd, 2026) Rubeus's Musical Hodgepodge is back. Music starts at 8:00 PM, with unmoderated tunes beginning at 7:30 PM.
So – come join us!
Dorenas-world.de:8002:Gridtalk
Liebe Clubtänzer und Musikzuhörer,
nun haben wir schon den zweiten Monat im neuen Jahr - und auch da gibts Dienstags (hier der 3.2.2026) wieder die Musikalische Rumpelkiste vom Rubeus. Ab 20:00 Uhr gibts wieder Musike, unmoderiertes bereits ab 19:30.
Also - schaut mal herein.
Dorenas-world.de:8002:Gridtalk
Gridtalk Party
Dear club dancers and music lovers,
We're already in the second month of the new year – and on Tuesdays (this one being February 3rd, 2026) Rubeus's Musical Hodgepodge is back. Music starts at 8:00 PM, with unmoderated tunes beginning at 7:30 PM.
So – come join us!
Dorenas-world.de:8002:Gridtalk
Der Architekt der Klänge: Die Reise des Peter Gabriel
Die Geschichte der modernen Musik wäre ohne den Visionär Peter Brian Gabriel, geboren am 13. Februar 1950 in Chobham, Surrey, um ein bedeutendes Kapitel ärmer.
Zum ganzen Artikel auf Xenopolias hier lang > https://wp.me/pfapSM-29i
All articles on Xenopolias are available in all common languages.
Die Geschichte der modernen Musik wäre ohne den Visionär Peter Brian Gabriel, geboren am 13. Februar 1950 in Chobham, Surrey, um ein bedeutendes Kapitel ärmer.
Zum ganzen Artikel auf Xenopolias hier lang > https://wp.me/pfapSM-29i
All articles on Xenopolias are available in all common languages.
✨ Tomorrow at AMV ✨
Evergreen Classics • Timeless Voices • Feel‑Good Hits
Get ready for a smooth journey through the greatest songs ever made, romantic singers, legendary bands, unforgettable melodies, and evergreen favorites that never lose their magic.
A variable track blend of nostalgia, warmth, rhythm, and pure feel‑good energy.
Old memories, new smiles, timeless music.
See you on the dancefloor.
hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/Alternate%20Metaverse/32...
Evergreen Classics • Timeless Voices • Feel‑Good Hits
Get ready for a smooth journey through the greatest songs ever made, romantic singers, legendary bands, unforgettable melodies, and evergreen favorites that never lose their magic.
A variable track blend of nostalgia, warmth, rhythm, and pure feel‑good energy.
Old memories, new smiles, timeless music.
See you on the dancefloor.
hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/Alternate%20Metaverse/32...
ALTERNATE METAVERSE brings you British Singer / Guitarist Icky Thump (icky Flux in SL)
A Blues man by heart playing a mix of songs, putting his unique twist on them!
Icky sings with strong "Dylan-esque" vocals, plays guitar, and stompbox .
hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/Alternate%20Metaverse/35...
A Blues man by heart playing a mix of songs, putting his unique twist on them!
Icky sings with strong "Dylan-esque" vocals, plays guitar, and stompbox .
hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/Alternate%20Metaverse/35...
| | Eva Nowicka: nice poster for a great singer 6 months ago |
SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE @ ZEE!
EDM/DEEPTECH PARTY
Saturday 31st 1pm Grid Time
ZEE - the place to be
hop://hg.osgrid.org:80/Misty%20Isles/591/893/23
Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!
Heute feiern wir unsere Taliya!
Um 19:00 Uhr beginnt die Geburtstagsparty – und wir sind bereit für einen tollen Abend voller Spaß, Lachen und guter Stimmung.
Wir freuen uns riesig, diesen besonderen Tag mit Taliya zu verbringen und gemeinsam zu feiern.
Auf viele schöne Momente, Musik, gute Laune und eine unvergessliche Party
Heute feiern wir unsere Taliya!
Um 19:00 Uhr beginnt die Geburtstagsparty – und wir sind bereit für einen tollen Abend voller Spaß, Lachen und guter Stimmung.
Wir freuen uns riesig, diesen besonderen Tag mit Taliya zu verbringen und gemeinsam zu feiern.
Auf viele schöne Momente, Musik, gute Laune und eine unvergessliche Party
| | Cosa: spontan ist spontan, na dann erscheint mal alle spontan ^^ 6 months ago |
8.4 is here! come get your updater
Also, all collars have been updated as well in the OpenCollar store
| | Fiona Sweet: please check perms i get 'item does not appear to be for sale' thank you! 6 months ago |
I'm performing at Sound City - Littlefield Grid!
Come join me, request a few tunes from my 1500+ list including my originals! & Have some fun with us!
» Шhen: ❈ ∵∴2:00pm OST/5:PM EST/6:PM AT ∵∴ ❈
» Шhere: ✫SOUNDCITY✫
» Dress: ❈ ∵∴ CASUAL∵∴ ❈
» Ride: hop://lfgrid.com:8002/Littlefield%20East/123/113/21
Come join me, request a few tunes from my 1500+ list including my originals! & Have some fun with us!
» Шhen: ❈ ∵∴2:00pm OST/5:PM EST/6:PM AT ∵∴ ❈
» Шhere: ✫SOUNDCITY✫
» Dress: ❈ ∵∴ CASUAL∵∴ ❈
» Ride: hop://lfgrid.com:8002/Littlefield%20East/123/113/21
Springsteens musikalische Reaktion auf gesellschaftliche Erschütterungen
Bruce Springsteen hat erneut seine Rolle als Chronist des amerikanischen Zeitgeschehens eingenommen. Inmitten der tiefgreifenden sozialen Unruhen und der emotionalen Aufarbeitung der tragischen Vorfälle in Minneapolis hat der Musiker ein neues Werk geschaffen. Das Stück greift die kollektive Trauer und den Zorn auf, die durch die Gewaltakte und die daraus resultierenden Debatten über systemische Ungerechtigkeit ausgelöst wurden.
Zum ganzen Artikel auf Xenopolias hier lang > https://wp.me/pfapSM-26m
All articles on Xenopolias are available in all common languages.
Bruce Springsteen hat erneut seine Rolle als Chronist des amerikanischen Zeitgeschehens eingenommen. Inmitten der tiefgreifenden sozialen Unruhen und der emotionalen Aufarbeitung der tragischen Vorfälle in Minneapolis hat der Musiker ein neues Werk geschaffen. Das Stück greift die kollektive Trauer und den Zorn auf, die durch die Gewaltakte und die daraus resultierenden Debatten über systemische Ungerechtigkeit ausgelöst wurden.
Zum ganzen Artikel auf Xenopolias hier lang > https://wp.me/pfapSM-26m
All articles on Xenopolias are available in all common languages.
🔥WALL‑TO‑WALL ENERGY 🔥
Today brings a new playlist that moves through the early morning like a living pulse
from deep house to progressive, from melodic techno to trance, from tribal rhythms to those cinematic, emotional lift‑offs that hit you right in the chest.
It starts low and warm, grows steady, and then rolls forward with a momentum that doesn’t break.
A full journey, smooth transitions, rising energy, and that unmistakable wall‑to‑wall flow.
If you’re in the mood for something that carries you, shakes you awake, and keeps you moving without a single dull moment,
you’ll want to be there.
Today.
Wall to wall.
Let the sound take over.
hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/Alternate%20Metaverse/32...
Today brings a new playlist that moves through the early morning like a living pulse
from deep house to progressive, from melodic techno to trance, from tribal rhythms to those cinematic, emotional lift‑offs that hit you right in the chest.
It starts low and warm, grows steady, and then rolls forward with a momentum that doesn’t break.
A full journey, smooth transitions, rising energy, and that unmistakable wall‑to‑wall flow.
If you’re in the mood for something that carries you, shakes you awake, and keeps you moving without a single dull moment,
you’ll want to be there.
Today.
Wall to wall.
Let the sound take over.
hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/Alternate%20Metaverse/32...
Alter Bridge - Phönix aus der Asche von Creed
Die Geschichte von Alter Bridge beginnt nicht mit einem vorsichtigen Kennenlernen, sondern mit einem radikalen Neuanfang. Im Jahr 2004 befand sich die Rockwelt im Umbruch, als eine der kommerziell erfolgreichsten Bands der späten Neunziger, Creed, aufgrund interner Spannungen zerbrach.
Zum ganzen Artikel auf Xenopolias hier lang > https://wp.me/pfapSM-25Z
All articles on Xenopolias are available in all common languages.
Die Geschichte von Alter Bridge beginnt nicht mit einem vorsichtigen Kennenlernen, sondern mit einem radikalen Neuanfang. Im Jahr 2004 befand sich die Rockwelt im Umbruch, als eine der kommerziell erfolgreichsten Bands der späten Neunziger, Creed, aufgrund interner Spannungen zerbrach.
Zum ganzen Artikel auf Xenopolias hier lang > https://wp.me/pfapSM-25Z
All articles on Xenopolias are available in all common languages.
so i am working on the Japanese expansion for VivoSim and have changed some information.
Current Gardens & Fields:
(removed and moved plants, more to come.
Imo Hatake (tubers)
Kokumotsu (grains)
Konsai (root vegetables)
Soryo (fodder)
Yasai (vegetable).
Habu (herbs)
I will be changing the growth times, stats (for the HUD) and redoing the containers in Japanese style.
I'm testing them now. I have changed the "gardens" and fields to be more specific.
Trees will take a bit longer since there are more of them, but I also have trees that give wood (and other byproducts) as well as fruits/nuts
It has been a lot of work, but i am very happy with the outcomes.
I am hoping to have most of the gardens done this week.
all in all, i am looking at 118 "new" plants/trees.
Current Gardens & Fields:
(removed and moved plants, more to come.
Imo Hatake (tubers)
Kokumotsu (grains)
Konsai (root vegetables)
Soryo (fodder)
Yasai (vegetable).
Habu (herbs)
I will be changing the growth times, stats (for the HUD) and redoing the containers in Japanese style.
I'm testing them now. I have changed the "gardens" and fields to be more specific.
Trees will take a bit longer since there are more of them, but I also have trees that give wood (and other byproducts) as well as fruits/nuts
It has been a lot of work, but i am very happy with the outcomes.
I am hoping to have most of the gardens done this week.
all in all, i am looking at 118 "new" plants/trees.
DeeJay Sofee LIVE at The Rhythm Room — 12 Noon Today!
Join DeeJay Sofee for two hours of "Dance-Remixes" Tunes at The Rhythm Room!
Bring your partner, invite your friends, and let’s party with Great company.
Where: The Rhythm Room
When: 12 Noon – 2 PM Grid Time
Let the music move you — only with DeeJay Sofee at The Rhythm Room!
hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/Bare%20Lilies%203/62/169...
Join DeeJay Sofee for two hours of "Dance-Remixes" Tunes at The Rhythm Room!
Bring your partner, invite your friends, and let’s party with Great company.
Where: The Rhythm Room
When: 12 Noon – 2 PM Grid Time
Let the music move you — only with DeeJay Sofee at The Rhythm Room!
hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/Bare%20Lilies%203/62/169...
Dust off those flares, shine up your platform shoes, and step back in time for the grooviest night in town!
Join us for a 70’s Party with the sensational DJ Jon Temple, spinning the very best tunes from the decade of disco, funk, and feel-good classics.
🕺 When: Monday 26th January
💃 Where: The Blue Angel Club
🎧 Featuring: DJ Jon Temple – bringing you the soundtrack of the 70’s: from ABBA to Bowie, from the Bee Gees to Blondie.
It’s time to dance under the mirror ball, sing your heart out, and relive the golden age of good vibes!
✨ Dress up in your 70’s best and get ready to party all night long! ✨
The Blue Angel Club – Where the 70’s Never Died!
Join us for a 70’s Party with the sensational DJ Jon Temple, spinning the very best tunes from the decade of disco, funk, and feel-good classics.
🕺 When: Monday 26th January
💃 Where: The Blue Angel Club
🎧 Featuring: DJ Jon Temple – bringing you the soundtrack of the 70’s: from ABBA to Bowie, from the Bee Gees to Blondie.
It’s time to dance under the mirror ball, sing your heart out, and relive the golden age of good vibes!
✨ Dress up in your 70’s best and get ready to party all night long! ✨
The Blue Angel Club – Where the 70’s Never Died!
🌙 Moonlight Stage • @ AMV Main Land Point
Tonight at 2 AM Grid Time
DJ Yana brings a glowing fusion of 70’s and 80’s classics, a deep‑cut mix built for late‑night wanderers, dancers, and anyone who needs a little warmth under the virtual moon.
✨ Where: Moonlight Stage, Alternate MetaVerse Grid
✨ When: 2 AM Grid Time
✨ Vibe: Retro grooves, soft neon, and a dance floor that feels like home
Step into the light, let the music take over, and join us for a timeless ride through the decades.
hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/Alternate%20Metaverse/32...
Tonight at 2 AM Grid Time
DJ Yana brings a glowing fusion of 70’s and 80’s classics, a deep‑cut mix built for late‑night wanderers, dancers, and anyone who needs a little warmth under the virtual moon.
✨ Where: Moonlight Stage, Alternate MetaVerse Grid
✨ When: 2 AM Grid Time
✨ Vibe: Retro grooves, soft neon, and a dance floor that feels like home
Step into the light, let the music take over, and join us for a timeless ride through the decades.
hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/Alternate%20Metaverse/32...
I have a project coming out for public beta test soon and I thought that now would probably be a good time to share 10 RULES of TECH SUPPORT!
MY PERSONAL TECH SUPPORT RULES ANYWAY.
(Please Read Before Speaking)
Rule one: the computer did exactly what you told it to do, not what you meant. It is not psychic. It is not creative. It is aggressively literal and has no emotional attachments to you..
Rule two: the documentation exists for a reason. Skipping it and asking for help is like ignoring the map, driving into a lake, and calling to complain about the water.
Rule three: “It doesn’t work” is not useful information. That is a feeling. Feelings are valid. They are not diagnostic.
Rule four: when I am explaining something, this is not a discussion. This is the part where you stop talking and listen. Questions are welcome after the explanation, not during the sentence you interrupted.
Rule five: something changed. It always does. The system did not wake up this morning and choose chaos. You, time, or physics touched it. Figure out which.
Rule six: support cannot fix what you refuse to describe. If you changed something “small” and didn’t mention it, congratulations—you have just doubled the troubleshooting time.
Rule seven: urgency does not make you right. Saying “this is critical” does not rewrite reality; it just raises everyone’s blood pressure.
Rule eight: software does not include common sense. That must be provided by the user. If a warning says “don’t do this” and you do it anyway, the outcome is not mysterious.
Rule nine: if you ignore instructions, you own the result. This is not punishment. This is cause and effect.
Rule ten: If the source code tells you not to do something, there is a valid reason. Disobey at your own peril.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Please RTFM again.
MY PERSONAL TECH SUPPORT RULES ANYWAY.
(Please Read Before Speaking)
Rule one: the computer did exactly what you told it to do, not what you meant. It is not psychic. It is not creative. It is aggressively literal and has no emotional attachments to you..
Rule two: the documentation exists for a reason. Skipping it and asking for help is like ignoring the map, driving into a lake, and calling to complain about the water.
Rule three: “It doesn’t work” is not useful information. That is a feeling. Feelings are valid. They are not diagnostic.
Rule four: when I am explaining something, this is not a discussion. This is the part where you stop talking and listen. Questions are welcome after the explanation, not during the sentence you interrupted.
Rule five: something changed. It always does. The system did not wake up this morning and choose chaos. You, time, or physics touched it. Figure out which.
Rule six: support cannot fix what you refuse to describe. If you changed something “small” and didn’t mention it, congratulations—you have just doubled the troubleshooting time.
Rule seven: urgency does not make you right. Saying “this is critical” does not rewrite reality; it just raises everyone’s blood pressure.
Rule eight: software does not include common sense. That must be provided by the user. If a warning says “don’t do this” and you do it anyway, the outcome is not mysterious.
Rule nine: if you ignore instructions, you own the result. This is not punishment. This is cause and effect.
Rule ten: If the source code tells you not to do something, there is a valid reason. Disobey at your own peril.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Please RTFM again.
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It was once again a great honor to be on the Inworld Review talking about virtual world projects. https://www.youtube.com/live/7H5cYvBa-O0?si=FYdPbWKymtBQDy...
DJane Dragon at the Coffin Club
8 to 10 AM Gridtime (AMV) TODAY (17-19 UHR MEZ)
playing you industrial and EBM.
The Coffin Club is a gothic club in a church surrounded by a cemetry, furnished with coffins, music is gothic, rock, metal, EBM and Industrial.
Take your friends and come over.
Waiting for you
Dragon
Listen: http://dragon.radioamv.com
hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/Carpe%20Noctem/87/170/22
Join us on AMV: https://alternatemetaverse.com/
8 to 10 AM Gridtime (AMV) TODAY (17-19 UHR MEZ)
playing you industrial and EBM.
The Coffin Club is a gothic club in a church surrounded by a cemetry, furnished with coffins, music is gothic, rock, metal, EBM and Industrial.
Take your friends and come over.
Waiting for you
Dragon
Listen: http://dragon.radioamv.com
hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/Carpe%20Noctem/87/170/22
Join us on AMV: https://alternatemetaverse.com/
Hi everyone,
Great workshop today at Cool School! We were so glad to see those “aha!” moments happening throughout the session. We missed a few of our regulars who couldn’t make it, whether feeling under the weather or helping out family members, but no worries!
We’ve put together a two-part video recap that walks through exactly what we covered today. It’s always great to join a workshop live, but these videos are a perfect way to catch up (and you don’t even have to take notes!).
Thanks again for your participation and enthusiasm. We really appreciate it!
Part 1 - 15 minutes https://youtu.be/5MUkXm1NDsg?si=NoR3yWGw9WOsMvdK
Part 2 - 15 minutes https://youtu.be/_KWoGDkwitw?si=9Rl4kV17BkKA2Kqz
Great workshop today at Cool School! We were so glad to see those “aha!” moments happening throughout the session. We missed a few of our regulars who couldn’t make it, whether feeling under the weather or helping out family members, but no worries!
We’ve put together a two-part video recap that walks through exactly what we covered today. It’s always great to join a workshop live, but these videos are a perfect way to catch up (and you don’t even have to take notes!).
Thanks again for your participation and enthusiasm. We really appreciate it!
Part 1 - 15 minutes https://youtu.be/5MUkXm1NDsg?si=NoR3yWGw9WOsMvdK
Part 2 - 15 minutes https://youtu.be/_KWoGDkwitw?si=9Rl4kV17BkKA2Kqz
DJ KITTY at the Latenight show at Amv playing her late night tunes for you all come and join her, everybody is welcome
Freitag 23.1.2026
Rock-House
mit DJ Anachron
Beginn 20:00 Uhr
What Jazz?
Ende ca. 22:00 Uhr.
Hypergrid : dorenas-world.de:8002:Nihilon
Friday 23.1.2026
Rock House
with DJ Anachron
Starts at 8:00 PM
What Jazz?
Ends around 10:00 PM.
Hypergrid: dorenas-world.de:8002:Nihilon
Rock-House
mit DJ Anachron
Beginn 20:00 Uhr
What Jazz?
Ende ca. 22:00 Uhr.
Hypergrid : dorenas-world.de:8002:Nihilon
Friday 23.1.2026
Rock House
with DJ Anachron
Starts at 8:00 PM
What Jazz?
Ends around 10:00 PM.
Hypergrid: dorenas-world.de:8002:Nihilon
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