The National Bobblehead Hall of Fame and Museum has 10,500 joyous ceramic figures sitting there waiting to wiggle. Compared to the number of strippers at a club waiting to wiggle, that is a lot more. Compared to the number of jello deserts waiting to wiggle at any one time, that is a lot more wiggling. Compared to... OK, done with that.

Except, compared to the number of bobble-head AVs on OS, National Bobblehead Hall of Fame and Museum has 100% more. That is why, for so many, OS is a joyless place. Let's change that. What I'm looking for is a number of bobble-head AVs that range from 1 to 10,500. OK, make that 20? 10? Can we get 10?

This has been a long post, so let me repeat my request. What I'm looking for is a pony. No, wait, that was for my last birthday. What I'm looking for is a... bobble-head AV!