Bad Event Idea #38: Best At Killing
This event features using inventive ways to murder people. The prize at the “Best At Killing” event will be awarded to the person who uses the most creative way to kill. For example, bludgeoning someone to death with a large loaf of stale pumpernickel. Dressing as a hooker and luring people into a deadly bouncy castle. Or being a ghost with an especially large, and lethal penis. Yes, like the game of Clue where “the ghost did it in the Ballroom with a penis”.
Why is this a bad event idea? Events are no fun being there alone, surrounded by dead bodies.