"The court will be pleased to hear that the only eyewitness is a sword-carrying wolf."
"Aren't wolves colourblind? How good eyewitnesses can they be anyway?"
"Well, maybe you also need a nosewitness?"
"Sir, do you have a license to carry this sword?"
"Sure I do, I've issued it to myself."
"But..."
"Um... w-we were alerted about a w-wolf on the loose in the area..."
"Yeah, his scent had been all over half the grid for the past two weeks. I've tried to track him down, but I guess he has left again."
"O-okay..."
"Sir, why do you carry this sword in public?"
"You should see the fleas nowadays!"
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