This Outfit Can Help Keep You Safe From Bears.
The Urban Dictionary says that fat-packers are fat backpackers. In other words, bear bait. Well, you won't look fat in this running outfit. But you will get fat-packs for the sneakers, the sweatpants, the hair, and the top. And bears? The best protection is to go backpacking wearing these sneakers and with someone who runs slower than you do. You are welcome.