Bad Event Idea #31: Best In Bad Halloween Pickup Lines
Halloween is a festival of flirtation and seduction. The Sexy Crash Test Dummy. The Sexy Chia Pet. The Sexy Ruth Bader Ginsburg. The Sexy Illiterate Squirrel. They all attract the attention of hopefuls looking for a Halloween hook-up. Critical to the effort: a pick-up line.

The "Best In Bad Halloween Pickup Lines" event is simple. People enter the contest and use their Halloween-themed pick-up line. The targets vote for the person with the most crude, cringe-worthy, corny, and un-cute Halloween pickup line. The prize: a night with a Zombie NPC sexbot.

Bad Halloween pick-up line starter kit:

Skeleton: "Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?"

Witch: "Don't worry, those warts on my face aren't anywhere else."

"Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you’re giving me wood."

"Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead."

"Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!"

Bad Event Idea Inc.: Bringing bad event ideas to OS since 1392.
https://opensimworld.com/groups/1062

Rocking Sands Country Proudly Presents ♫::
MoonStar Sparkle - LIVE Singer/Performer ♫::
TIME: 12:PM SLT ♫::
PLACE: Rocking Sands Country Club ♫::
Ride: grid.wolfterritories.org:8002:Abraham Entertainment Venues

Opensim is so much more than the hatey-whiney folk who so often try to dominate the front page of this site with their pointless drama, and then (which is really low rent) blame their health when they get called on it.
If you're an emotional adult, you may find the following news from around Opensim interesting. We are at the halfway point of this HG Safari season, here are a few recent posts you may have missed.
Our inworld goodbye to Mal Burns - watch the video too if you can, it's lovely
https://hgsafari.blogspot.com/2025/10/a-life-in-review.htm...
A chance to be part of a dancing troupe here in Opensim for the Xmas holidays
https://hgsafari.blogspot.com/2025/10/dancing-on-counterea...
Jimmy Olsen's weather-beaten Scandinavian wonderland
https://hgsafari.blogspot.com/2025/09/gorgeous-norge.html
An intriguing medieval masterpiece by Lilly Topas
https://hgsafari.blogspot.com/2025/09/wonders-of-washago.h...
An outstanding recreation of Old Paris by Glenn Dayafter
https://hgsafari.blogspot.com/2025/10/arte-and-montmartre....
the heartwarming forest build by Pasha Theas, lovingly maintained by Clairwil Oh
https://hgsafari.blogspot.com/2025/10/a-witching-hour.html
and finally, Wyldwood Bayou grid celebrates its 5th anniversary
https://hgsafari.blogspot.com/2025/10/wyld-five.html

🎃✨ It’s time for witches, demons, and dark allure! ✨🎃
On Sciattisi Grid, at the Halloween sim, you’ll find these chilling outfits — perfect for the most magical season of the year 👻🖤

From Fallen Angel to Jigsaw, and from Mikhaila to Bellatrix Lestrange, each look has that mysterious and irresistible touch that will make anyone you meet tremble (or fall under your spell) 😈🦇

Dare to try them on… if you’re brave enough! 🕸️

Landmark: hop://sciattisigrid.it:8002/Halloween/80/101/23

Share Your Story with Bla Bla Bla Magazine!

The Bla Bla Bla is looking for Special Happenings around Opensim for a 'Pocket Travel Guide' to 'Autumn and Winter' Places throughout 'November and December'.

Do you have a region, special happening, or themed event you’d like to spotlight? Don’t be shy — let me help get your story out there!

All I need is a notecard with:

Your SLURL

Your OSW page

The details you’d like included in the magazine plus Pictures/Photos.

It’s that easy!

Contact Sofee on OSW or inworld on AMV or on Discord to share your story.
Let’s make the next edition shine with your events and creativity!

***Autumnfest 2025 Is Just Around the Corner!***

This year’s Autumnfest is going to be bigger and better than ever!
Take a sneak peek at one of the newest regions created especially for this year’s event: http://af25.amv.world

October 23rd – October 31st, 2025 - 9 Regions • 9 Days • Endless Autumn & Halloween Fun!

**Celebrate the magic of the season across:**
AMV Autumnfest, Open Mic Arts, AMV Autumnfest Stage, Surreal Autumnfest, Autumnfest InTribute, Autumnfest Halloween, Meow Fashion, Autumnfest October, and Halloween Town!

Enjoy an incredible lineup of Live Performers, DJs, Tributes, Karaoke, and a BIG Costume Party!
Plus — Storytelling, Belly Dancing, Guided Meditation, Chakra Awareness, and a Rocky Horror Show Tribute!

Don’t miss the AI Autumn & Halloween Art Show at the Crescent Moon Gallery, and get your Autumn & Halloween portraits taken by our amazing staff photographer, Zelle Mist!

Free outfits for everyone — come dressed or grab one at the event!

Check out the full event schedule on the AMV website: https://alternatemetaverse.com/main/index.php?ccat=h

Alina Custom Vehicles.
Bringing unusual and unseen vehicles in Opensim.
Classic American vehicles, Nascar race cars, Huge Hotrod range, Monster Trucks, Heavy Commercial Vehicles, Agricultural Vehicles, Dinkie Vehicle section , Pick up trucks, British vehicles, just about something for everyone..
Selection of vehicles for Big Girls
In region Teleporter to make it easier to get around..
New Vehicles added every week
ALL VEHICLES ARE DRIVEABLE
All new Vendors for an easier experience
Complete sim full of vehicles, almost 250 different vehicles.
All vehicles can be altered or modified should you need, adjustments or additions happily done on request..
Hope to see you soon.
hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/luna/126/128/22
Alina

¸.•*(¸.•*´ DISCO - PARTY `*•.¸)`*•.¸
mit DJ Tommy und Paristella !
con DJ Tommy e Paristella !

Freitag, 10.10.2025
Venerdì, 10/10/2025
Beginn: 22:00 CET - 13:00 SLT
Inizio: 22:00 CET - 13:00 SLT

Taxi: newlifeitaly.com:8002:NewLifeWelcome/298/120/45

Auf Radio Xenolandia legt Xenos heute zwei Stunden Van Halen auf.


Wann? Heute 13:00 Uhr
Wo hören? Hier lang - https://laut.fm/xenolandia
Oder auf allen Regionen vom Xenolandia Grid.
Streaming-URL für VLC Player https://stream.laut.fm/xenolandia


Für neue Hörer - beim Sender einschalten wird ein kurzer Werbeblock (max.1min) getriggert.
Also nicht ausschalten/ einschalten wenn euch ein Titel nicht gefällt, sondern kurz leise machen.
Die restliche Sendung ist dann werbefrei!

https://tinyurl.com/4bypc6u9

hello friends , opening party of my mall with fresh designed clothes for men and women all my own design if u like popart furniturs have a look in the store:) more coming dayly party start is 11oo slt 20,00 europ

At landing…come in and grab your Halloween dance & song…fun you can share with your friends. Many more are coming with new update HUDs. Get ready to showcase your best moves and enjoy a spooky atmosphere filled with music and laughter. Don’t miss out on the chance to create unforgettable memories with your friends this Halloween season!

Yes, I know it's not the best timing, but the Halloween outlet store, including the outdoor area, is moving to a new sim due to restructuring. And that takes time.
So if you want to get the hottest Halloween stuff quickly, get going!!!
The entire other Halloween sim (Autumnville/Etzel) is unaffected!

Eddie Van Halen: Der Architekt des modernen Rock-Gitarrenspiels

Die Welt der Rockmusik ist reich an ikonischen Figuren, an Virtuosen, die ihr Instrument neu definierten und ganze Generationen von Musikern beeinflussten. Doch nur wenige Namen leuchten so hell und haben einen so unauslöschlichen Stempel hinterlassen wie der von Edward Lodewijk Van Halen. Bekannt als Eddie Van Halen, war er nicht nur ein Gitarrist; er war ein Innovator, ein Klangforscher und ein musikalisches Genie, dessen Lächeln so ansteckend war wie seine Riffs...

Zum ganzen Artikel auf Xenopolias hier lang > https://tinyurl.com/59zdwcck

All articles on our webpage Xenopolias.de are available in all common languages.

How can we support this kind of thing today in Opensimulator, I also have in my possession photos of the so-called school, where child and pedophile avatars are grouped, for my part I am going to ban the grid littlebigcity.outworldz.net:8002 from my network and you?

Umstellung wie geplant durchgeführt ...

für folgende Grids wurde eine DNS Änderung durchgeführt von daher kann es noch zu kurzen Verzögerungen kommen bis diese erreichbar sind:

- proxnet.org
- opensim.at
- silva-moon.de
- roxane-online.de
- chubelz.de
- andromeda-grid.de
- nimmerland.life

Wer das ganze beschleunigen möchte kann sich für diese Zeit folgende DNS Server eintragen "212.227.123.16" oder "212.227.123.17".

Gruß ...

Hi guys.
I was just pondering Christmas, i was wondering if any one on any grid is thinking of an xmas event? Bringing all grids together.
Perhaps a place where everyone could have a booth?
where any one is free to join in. A amazing event for everyone to join?
Maybe a certain grid hosting this years and then pass the torch to another grid next year?
there are some amazing people in opensim, this would be a place to showcase everyones places, get out there, promote and give out landmarks ect. even if it just ran for a few days. somewhere where everyone could mingle. idk..lemme know your thoughts or if you wanna host ect? hugs guys and gals

Avatar Repertory Theater presents this Friday:

THE TRAGEDIE OF ROMEO AND JULIET

This week, step into Romeo and Juliet — Shakespeare’s iconic tragedy of forbidden love, family feud, and fatal miscommunication. Two lovers defy their world and pay the ultimate price. So come and join the workshop.

We are starting at Act 1, Scene 3.

Shakespeare happens every Friday at 5PM grid time @ Kitely Events Center

hop://grid.kitely.com:8002/Kitely Events Center/433/266/22

Avatar Repertory Theater is a project of New Media Arts, Inc., a small 501(c)(3) nonprofit foundation.

I am starting work on re-creating Acadia in the 1600's and 1700's. I saw this photo, taken in Grande Anse New Brunswick, where my Grandparents and ancestors were from. It is overlooking the Chaleur Bay and the town of Caraquet along the coast in the distance.

Sie war schon länger fertig, aber sie stand noch oben in den Bergen wo die Schmiedin ihre Werkstatt hat. Nun aber steht sie dort wo sie hin sollte, die grosse runde Kupferpfanne in der das Meerwasser verdampft werden soll um das Salz zu gewinnen.

🌕 A Miracle Over Samsara 🌕
by Yana Dakota

Last night, the sky cracked open.

A moon, no ordinary moon, rose over Samsara. Vast, radiant, and impossible. It hovered like a celestial omen, casting its glow across the temples, the dunes, the silent waters. Some say it’s a glitch. Others call it a gift. I call it a sign.

The Windlight has shifted. The air hums differently. The rituals feel deeper. The silence between songs now echoes with something ancient.

If you haven’t seen it yet, come.
Stand beneath it.
Let it watch you back.
Yana Dakota

We regret to announce an important update to our Terms of Service.
Due to recent incidents involving inappropriate and pedophilic behavior, BloodMoon Grid has decided to permanently prohibit child-like avatars on the grid.

We understand that this measure may seem unfair to some users who used such avatars purely for creative or innocent purposes.
However, our top priority is and will always remain the protection and safety of our residents, as well as full compliance with applicable laws.

We sincerely thank everyone who understands the necessity of this decision, and we apologize to those affected despite their responsible and harmless use.

👉 You can read the full updated Terms of Service here:
https://bloodmoonpack.com/grid/tos.php

After a period of maintenance closure, Misty Isles is back online with facilities for Recreation, Community and Shopping.

Shopping:
Fields Store - Persephone body and accessories
RC store - Women's clothing (Persephone/Athena/Petit)
SSD Outlet - Skins, makeup & more
CO Fashion - Mens & women's wear (Legacy) & more
(currently a large selection of Halloween dances & tattoos)

Celebrate with us 7th October 12 noon SLT
hop://hg.osgrid.org:80/Misty%20Isles/640/640/29

Der Alte Darkwolf hat heute Geburstag also starten wir eine kleine Birthday Party
ab 20.00 Uhr /11Slt geht es los wer Lust hat kann mit feiern
It's Old Darkwolf's birthday today, so we're throwing a little birthday party.
It starts at 20:00 Uhr. /11Slt. Anyone who wants to can come and celebrate with us.

Humpday with DJ Ted – AMV Breakfast Show

Kick off your Wednesday morning with DJ Ted spinning today’s Number 1 hits and more!

Enjoy dedications and song suggestions, plus a round of Scramble and Stirred Singles — all happening at the Main Landing Point on the Alternate Metaverse Grid.

Don’t miss your midweek music boost!
hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/Alternate%20Metaverse/30...