Long ago in a cellar bar far far away....

I was once in a bar with a couple of friends and an MC Hammer vid came on the TV.

MC had on his iconic "trousers", you know the ones I mean?

My friend, perhaps a little worse for wear pronounced that he could indeed fill MCs trousers.

I couldn't out do that boast so I had to go with:

"So could I - but I'd need a number 14 bus right behind me".

Gotta keep it real, right?

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NEW in Moana: more T-shirts! You can find them at Shirtzz, directly across the main landing, a shop for all your funny or inspirational T-shirts.

hop://login.friends-grid.com:8002/Moana/1785/1379/32

All shirtzz come in: Athena + Petite, Legacy + Perky, LaraX/Xara, Reborn + Waifu, Belleza Jake, Legacy Male, Fitmesh for men, Signature Gianni, Slink Male.

She’s back and ready to rock! ✨ 🎤 Wednesday, March 26th, at 12:00 PM Grid Time – We’re thrilled to welcome Rogue Galaxy back to the OpenSim Worlds Fair stage! Get ready for an unforgettable mix of Blues, Pop, and Rock that’ll keep you moving! 🎶 🔥 🎸 Don’t miss this amazing performance!

Stage 2 hop://grid.wolfterritories.org:8002/OpenSim Worlds Fair/1279/1175/22

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Ⓞ░░(¯`·.\ /.·´¯)░Magestic-Gentle Fire
Ⓡ░ (¯ `·. ❀.·´¯)░2:00 - 3:00pm
Ⓔ░░(_.·´/ \`·._)░ Casual/formal
Ⓔ░░░ (_.:._)░Pop,love,disco,fado,rock,country,etc
New location:
♥Map:
hop://gentlefire.opensim.fun:8002/gentlefire.opensim.fun%3...

DJane Sylvia ist im Streaming-Fieber und legt am Dienstag eine zusätzliche Runde ein: **Tanzbar Special**........ mit nur deutschsprachigen Songs.
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DJ Sylvia is in streaming fever and is doing an extra round on Tuesday: **Tanzbar Special**........ with only German-language songs.
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DJane Sylvia ist im Streaming-Fieber und legt am Dienstag eine zusätzliche Runde ein: **Tanzbar Special**........ mit nur deutschsprachigen Songs.
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DJane Sylvia is in streaming fever and is putting on an extra round on Tuesday: **Tanzbar Special**........ with only German-language songs.
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its manic monday eve with DJDAVE KING
♬ WHO: DJ DAVE KING
♬ WHAT:MIXED
♬ WHEN: 6-8 pm GRID TIME
♬ WHERE: THE BADASS HARLEY LOUNGE
♬ COME DANCE WITH US!!!
♬ BRING YOUR FRIENDS AND SONG REQUESTS

hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/Badass%20Club%20Land/431...

all bits are to be covered

Let’s Rock the Dock with DJ Kith tonight at Hot Daddy’s 6-8PM!
Region: Wyldwood Bayou Hot Daddys
Event begins: 2025-03-24 18:00 SLT
Added by: Kith Whitehawk✦
Details:
Tribe loves rock and DJ Kith has all your favorite rock and pop tunes from the 80s, 90s and New Wave tonight. Kith has curated a special selection of the best from those two great decades in music! Come, join the Tribe and dance to your favorite tunes, what better way to start the week!
wyldwoodbayou.com:8002:Wyldwood Bayou Hot Daddys

I'll be performing LIVE at Black Sun tonight!
Come over to Kitely & join us for some fun!
WHEN: 3:00pm OST
WHERE: BLACK SUN
WHAT: LIVE SINGER
MAP: hop://grid.kitely.com:8002/SPACE%20FORCE/214/94/25

Bringing the heat to the stage! Tuesday, March 25th, at 12:00 PM Grid Time – Straight from the OSWF, get ready for Joka, a talented Portuguese singer delivering an electrifying mix of North American Rock and Blues! Don’t miss this powerhouse performance!

Stage 2 hop://grid.wolfterritories.org:8002/OpenSim Worlds Fair/1252/1238/22

#OSWF #opensim

Starting in a few minutes its Eva Fae at the OpenSime Worlds Fair! Hope you can make it, she has such an amazing voice! We are waiting for you. :)

hop://grid.wolfterritories.org:8002/OpenSim Worlds Fair/1259/1235/22

I also just finished completely reworking all the lighting and furnishings in the Decor room at the store with all new pbr textures, as well as adding a few new items. As you enter the lobby, walk straight back to the right and through the Decor doorway.

Important note: if you land on the top of the cinema complex when you first arrive at the Emporium, take a single step forward to activate the teleporter to the lobby.

I just finished completely reworking the Japanese Decor room at the store with many new items and structures, all with pbr textures. As you enter the lobby, click the Asian sign on the right to go directly to the room. You can also walk through the new Japanese structures and landscaping by clicking the Japanese sign on the left to teleport to the full display area.

Important note: if you land on the top of the cinema complex when you first arrive at the Emporium, take a single step forward to activate the teleporter to the lobby.

Are you ready? 🎤Monday, March 24th, at 12:00 PM Grid Time – Put your hands together and welcome Eva Fae as she lights up the stage with a dynamic mix of Motown, Rock, and Country! 🎶🔥🎸 Don’t miss this unforgettable performance!

Stage 2: hop://grid.wolfterritories.org:8002/OpenSim Worlds Fair/1276/1183/25

with Admin rights in your region at a cost of €8/month

The silver package offers you a 2x2 Var surface, 30000 prims available
with Admin right in your region at a cost of €15/month
possibility of parceling out the region

Alternate Metaverse Grid Opensim
DJ Dragon heute 16 bis 18 Uhr im Bikers Heaven mit Klassik Rock, Rock und Metal.
Nehmt Eure Freunde und kommt rüber zu Bikers Heaven.
Freu mich auf Euch
bis gleich
Dragon

DJane Dragon at Bikers Heaven 8 to 10 am gridtime playing
Classic Rock, Rock and Metal.

Take your friends and come over to Bikers Heaven and lets have some fun.
See you there
Dragon

hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/Carpe Noctem/209/221/1496

or im for a teleport

Join Us for a Whole New Karaoke Experience in the Metaverse!
We have been working hard to develop this system to not only be state-of-the-art in how it delivers lyrics with sound with Your voice into the grid fully synced!
Let's face it, getting different viewers to sync for Duets, Group Singing and such really sucks! So does in-world voice, the sound is patchy at best!
Now you can experience a different level of Karaoke!

When: Sunday, March 30, 2025 at 11 a.m. Grid Time
Where: KNWR Radio in Neverworld Grid hop://hg.neverworldgrid.com:8002/KNWR%20Radio/128/128/28
See this video: https://youtu.be/ua-LfJBLkj8?si=ftWbx8f3QBISuWCx

We'll See You There!!

Prepare to be enchanted on an extraordinary tour through the mesmerizing heartlands owned by the visionary Howie Mandingo! This breathtaking destination boasts an exquisite blend of natural beauty and imaginative wonder, featuring lush, towering trees, sprawling farmland, and enchanting fairylands that feel like they leapt straight out of a storybook. The experience is nothing short of magical, with an incredible array of sights to behold—each more awe-inspiring than the last. The masterful design showcases not only a realistic cityscape and meticulously crafted streets but also an undeniable artistic brilliance that brings the entire place to life. A huge thanks to Howie for sharing this remarkable masterpiece with the open Sim world —it’s a gift for dreamers and adventurers alike! Even though the tourism is Done you're still very welcome to come and see the heartlands By Howie

Come party with me (Harmony!) today at the fair!!
Ready to get lost in the beats? 🎧 Sunday, March 23rd, at 12:00 PM Grid Time – Give it up for Acidic Loop. 🔥 He uses live looping to layer guitar, bass, keys, vocals and samples to create an interesting blend of Trip Hop, Funk, Jazz and Rock. 🎶 Get ready to dance, vibe, and immerse yourself in the rhythm. Don’t miss out!
Stage 3 hop://grid.wolfterritories.org:8002/OpenSim Worlds Fair/732/804/22
#OSWF #opensim

Miss Munk will be spinning her wheels of steel at 1 pm grid time, at The Piazza!
Bring your headphones and get on down here and listen to nonstop beat matching and full spectrum sound!
Plug the link into your map and we'll see you there.
http://bridgemere.outworldz.net:8002:Paradise Lagoon

*OPENSIM TRAFFIC LIGHT SCRIPTED ***** UPDATED RELEASE! V2.1 23MAR25

Thx a friend who gave me a feedback about scripts used and it was not working properly (it seemsI put the wrong ones all that time - forgive me. it`s something that comes with age lolol).
Now, all set up.. Available at BOX 02 (streetlamp) at LIGHT and SOUND MUSEM or at ground area, inside the skyscraper at URBAN MUSEM.
Enjoy :)

Sunday Brunch Blues with DJ Kith on the Bayou Belle every 4th Sunday Morn at 9:00AM (SLT)!!
Region: Bayou Belle at Wyldwood Bayou Rockin' The Blues
Event begins: 2025-03-23 09:00 SLT
Added by: Kith Whitehawk✦
Details:
Get up, grab your breakfast and come on down to The Bayou Belle to chill with DJ Kith & The Tribe for coffee and relaxing blues!! DJ Kith may be a lousy cook but they are a fabulous blues DJ! They've got the blues that will both ease your troubles from the previous week, put a smile on your face and give you the motivation to head into the next! No better way to start your day than with a heaping helping of DJ Kith and some chill blues! See you there!!

wyldwoodbayou.com:8002:Wyldwood Bayou Rockin' The Blues

DJane Dragon at The Coffin Club on Carpe Noctem : today 8:00 AM to 10:00

DJ DragonLady - Dragon loves gothic rock, her sets are lively and often feature the less well known european artists

The Coffin Club is a gothic club in a church surrounded by a cemetry, furnished with coffins, music is gothic, rock, metal, EBM and Industrial.

Alternate Metaverse Grid Opensim
DJ Dragon  16 bis 18 Uhr im Coffin Club mit Gothic, Industrial and EBM
Nehmt Eure Freunde und kommt rüber in den Coffin Club

hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/Carpe Noctem/86/170/22

Valley Girl - Athena Petite. There is a style card also included that links to the wonderful stores that let me use their items that are included with this avatar. A huge thank you and please check them all out as they all have wonderful items. She is a complete avatar which has all you see as well as shoes! Any questions or concerns don't hesitate to message me. In a new location surrounded by other awesome stores. Copy the full link to the end of 23 and you will land outside my shop it doesn't highlight the full link for some reason. If not once you land just re-put in the LM and it will take you.
hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/New Beginnings/339/457/23

Nautilus Inclusive Keys region at the THROB Dance Club. with BRIT DJ ACEN8 Attire: This Monday 24th March Come As your Favorite Celeb or Film Character 12pm Grid time to 2pm yes a 2h Set Whoot, At Club Throb @ Nautilus Inclusive Keys

Main Welcome at Wolf Territories https://opensimworld.com/hop/93300
Nautilus Inclusive Keys https://opensimworld.com/hop/88071

Live from Rockin' The Blues! It's Saturday Night with DJ Kith! 6-8PM
Region: Wyldwood Bayou Rockin' The Blues
Event begins: 2025-03-22 18:00 SLT
Added by: Kith Whitehawk✦
Details:
It's the 4th Saturday and Blues master DJ Kith is here for our Saturday Night Blues Party!! DJ Kith is gonna ROCK OUR HOUSE with the most exciting blues anywhere!! Kith's sets are guaranteed to be fresh and full of surprises, so if you like your blues with an edge... Grab a friend and hop the first gator down to Rockin' the Blues on Wyldwood Bayou Grid! This party will be full of fun, friendship and awesome blues tunes!

wyldwoodbayou.com:8002:Wyldwood Bayou Rockin' The Blues

Come on out tonight! Put on your 10" platform shoes, your polyester bell bottom slacks, and get your BOOGIE ON @ the OpenSim Worlds Fair!

We are diving into Studio 54 DISCO! Get on the time machine and let's head back to the 70s, when the gas was cheap and the drinks were cheaper!

Come listen to your favorite disco hits as spun by DJ Xenon Darrow!
5 pm -7 pm
hop://grid.wolfterritories.org:8002/OpenSim Worlds Fair/769/1164/23
Exclusively @ Wolf Territories

Disco dress is encouraged but not required.