Corazón del Mar — A Destination, Not Just a Region

Corazón del Mar isn’t just another sim—it’s a full experience. A living, breathing coastal escape where music, culture, and creativity come together the moment you arrive.

Wander cobblestone streets that blend into warm sand, follow the sound of Latin rhythms through the air, and discover something new around every corner. From artisan shops and handcrafted details to street life filled with movement and color, this region was built to be explored—not just visited.

Grab a drink, watch the fire dancer, stop by the chocolatier, the silversmith, or the café. Sit, listen, and take it in. This is the kind of place where time slows down and the atmosphere does the work.

Corazón del Mar is my inworld destination—a place I created to share a feeling, not just a build.

And none of it would shine the way it does without the people who helped shape it.
A heartfelt thank you to Ferd Frederix and Jamie Wright for adding their touch of magic along the way.

If you haven’t been yet, come see it for yourself. three.hills.grid.outworldz.net:8002:Corazon del Mar

DJ DragonLady - EARLY MORNING BREAKFAST SHOW at Party Stage on Alternate Metaverse : Tue 21st Apr 6:00 AM to Tue 21st Apr 8:00 AM
DJ DragonLady - Dragon loves gothic rock, her sets are lively and often feature the less well known european artists
DJ DragonLady Shinobiaa Carpenoctem, bringing you 2 hours of incredible danceable tunes! Put on your dancing shoes and come on down to The Party Stage at Alternate Metaverse
We are looking forward to seeing you all here :)
Party Stage
Alternate Metaverse is the new landing point, come and make new friends
hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/Alternate%20Metaverse/31...

The Lamenticon: Our New amphitheater at Dismayland

Another Chaos Coding Morning =D I am sitting here in "The Silence" at Dismayland with my script editor open... Anyone wanna hang out and discuss some CODE? Are you in the mood for creating digital calamity? Happy Hour starts at 8AM New York Time WEEKDAYS.

When the LIGHT is on... You can bet I am lurking somewhere... Come have FUN and leave REAL LIFE behind!

http://xoaox.de:7000/Dismayland

Wir läuten den Sommer ein.
Last eure Körper Rhytmisch zur Musik bewegen. Damit das Blut in Wallung kommt und wir so die kalte Jahreszeit verscheuchen.
Dj-Sam präsentiert euch Sommerliche Strandmusik.
Am Mittwoch ab 19:oo Uhr auf
soul-grid:8002/Wakawaka Land

Heute Morgen, Fragestunde mit Dorena_AI..

[22:21] Dorena1 Verne: Darf Kunst politische Motive haben?
[22:21] Dorena die Weise: Ja, Kunst darf politische Motive haben – und sie hatte sie in der Geschichte immer wieder.

**Begründung:**

1. **Freiheit der Kunst:**
In modernen Demokratien gilt die Kunstfreiheit als wesentliches Grundrecht (z.B. in Deutschland Artikel 5, Absatz 3 GG). Das bedeutet, Künstler*innen dürfen sich ausdrücken, wie sie möchten – auch politisch.

2. **Geschichtlicher Kontext:**
Schon immer hat Kunst gesellschaftliche und politische Themen aufgegriffen. Denken wir an Banksys Graffiti, Bertolt Brechts Theaterstücke oder Francisco Goyas „Desastres de la Guerra“. Kunst war oft Vehikel für Kritik, Protest oder Visionen des Wandels.

3. **Funktion von Kunst:**
Kunst regt zum Nachdenken an, fordert Diskussionen heraus, hinterfragt Macht und Normen. Sie erlaubt es, schwierige Themen auf emotionale und kreative Art zu vermitteln.

4. **Keine Pflicht, aber Möglichkeit:**
Kunst muss nicht politisch sein – sie kann es aber. Die Offenheit, auch politisch Stellung zu beziehen, ist Teil ihres Wesens.

Die Frage warum aufgrund scheinbarer Neutralität ein Grid meine Werke ablehnt, habe ich mir verkniffen, die Antwort kenne ich selber...
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This morning, Q&A with Dorena_AI...

[10:21 PM] Dorena1 Verne: Is art allowed to have political motives?

[10:21 PM] Dorena the Wise: Yes, art is allowed to have political motives – and it has had them throughout history.

**Justification:**

1. **Freedom of Art:**

In modern democracies, freedom of art is considered a fundamental right (e.g., in Germany, Article 5, Paragraph 3 of the Basic Law). This means that artists are free to express themselves as they wish – including politically.

2. **Historical Context:**

Art has always addressed social and political issues. Think of Banksy's graffiti, Bertolt Brecht's plays, or Francisco Goya's "Disasters of War." Art has often been a vehicle for criticism, protest, or visions of change.


3. **Function of Art:**

Art stimulates thought, provokes discussion, and questions power and norms. It allows difficult topics to be conveyed in an emotional and creative way.

4. **Not an Obligation, but an Option:**

Art doesn't have to be political—but it can be. The openness to taking a political stance is part of its very nature.

I refrained from asking why a grid rejected my work due to its apparent neutrality; I already know the answer...

Hey everyone, next week May 1st I will be on vacation coming back May 11. I am going to Spain, Portugal, Ibiza and Gibraltar UK on a cruise.

During that time i wont be in world much if at all, but if there are any problems with the grid send me a message. I will have internet on and off the ship. Below are the several ways to get in touch. Rocky one will also be around via Team Viewer or Discord.

https://grid.myvirtualbeach.com/jOpensim/index.php/en/cont...

https://discord.gg/m7wKFbew (Mistress Dalgato)

Opensimworld.com ( OSW doesn't lately tell me I have a message)

https://teams.live.com/l/invite/FAAqtwHT0nG9DWT7Qg

Also you can contact me in world


im still here until April 30th but after that, ill see you when i get back.

PS (all system backups have been done including oar backups)

MazebzOS_AVX2-8-0-0-261110235
Previous version we added KDU...which was sl only. Quality of graphics is much better. Also added zoom with alt+Z to the selected object kind of how blender works. I changed my personal to alt+. works pretty good.
In this version I fixed a couple of good bugs
1) killed the spam from the non suitcase inventory folder that overwhelms robust logging. Totally unneccessary being that if you use a suitcase...there is no reason to list it where you are visiting at all bieng that you can't access it anyway!
2) Thank you dan banner for helping me fix AIs error that created a little spam...sl uses it we don't!
https://maze.bz/mazebzviewer.zip

Hey! It's the two year anniversary of this Bad Event Idea. It seemed timely to post it again. And it's one of the best bad event ideas evar! EVAR! See more bad event ideas here: https://opensimworld.com/groups/1062

Bad Event Idea #18: Best In "Who You Hate On OSW And Why."
Come dance and rant about who you hate on OSW and why. The most hateful person at the event wins...something.

DJ Regurge will entertain with the most hated songs from bands like Bucket of Bile, Homicidal Retribution, and Wank For Peace.

Extra credit bonus points if the person you hate is at the event.

Advertisement. Shaman consultation for female tourists. VIP service lasting 4 hours. Includes lunch, bath, bed for relaxation, TV, and massage. The client is entitled to ask 4 questions. Note: Husbands and boyfriends are not allowed inside. They must wait outside. Location: Mysterious Island, no number.

Khiron Ametza Live
Monday, April 20th, 2026
2 pm @ Club Fire
Join us for a wonderful hour enjoying good music among fun people!
Bring your happiness, family, and friends!!!
hop://gentlefire.opensim.fun:8002/Gentle%20Fire%20Grid/21/...


http://gentlefire.opensim.fun:8002/
Region: Gentle Fire Grid
Location: 21,28,22

Hit the sand! with DeeJay Sofee today at 12 Noon Grid Time
for a sizzling Beach Party at Bare Lilies Beach!

Music, sunshine, and good vibes await…
And don’t forget to Bring your ducks!

That’s right, it’s going to be a quackin’ good time!

So grab your friends, your shades, and your beach spirit…
and we’ll see YOU on the sand!

hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/Bare%20Lilies%203/67/118...

Just when you thought I ran out of creative detritus to share!
(Use your own VR or AR Glasses for the BEST 3D experience)

I really disliked one of my attractions in THE DIM. We decided to vaporize the Titty Twister ride. At the wave of Dirty Helga's wand, 'The Lamenticon' has emerged; an outdoor theater showing 'LeMIZ' with a Dismayland twist... Every NPC show repeats in a continuous loop so you can FOLLOW them or NOT!

Outworldz Hypermall is a solid resource.

Lots of content from OpenSim creators, all in one place and easy to use. If you build, you’ll find something here.

Thanks to Fred for keeping it available. Thank you Cute for the great building!

outworldz.com:9000:Outworldz Hypermall

More content here: https://outworldz.com/

DJ Azraella is back again with another of her amazing live mixes.

This is the best way to end or start your Monday without a doubt.
Over 2 hours of live beat matching club mix experience with only the best Electro House from around the world.

Don't be late: 12 P.M. till 2 P.M. (ish) taxi below...

hop://hg.neverworldgrid.com:8002/Advantis/351/276/998

Liebe Freunde der Kunst und Kultur, liebe OpenSim-Freunde,
in diesem Jahr feiern wir das Pangea Kunst- und Kulturfestival bereits zum fünften Mal – und eröffnen es in Köln. Das hat einen ganz besonderen Grund: 20 Jahre virtuelles Köln. Aus diesem Anlass wird Köln in diesem Jahr zur lebendigen Bühne der Kunst. Das Opening startet am 24.04.2026 um 11 AM SLT / 20 Uhr – mit unserem DJ Marlon Wayne, der den Auftakt musikalisch begleitet. Auf der Kölner Domplatte präsentieren sich nicht nur Künstlerinnen und Künstler mit ihren aktuellen Projekten. Anders als in den vergangenen Jahren geben in diesem Jahr auch die kreativen Köpfe des Pangea Grids sowie aus anderen OpenSim-Grids Einblicke in ihre Projekte, Sims und Ideenwelten – denn dieses Festival lebt von Vielfalt und dem gemeinsamen Gestalten. Die Pavillons und Ausstellungen sind dabei nicht nur Momentaufnahmen, sondern Ausgangspunkte für weiterführende Projekte, neue Sims und künstlerische Entwicklungen. Dafür danken wir von Herzen für so viel Kreativität. Zu den diesjährigen Künstlerinnen und Künstlern zählen unter anderem Cherry Manga, Tutz Zabelin, Tina Bey, Terra Merhyem und Nyx Breen, die ihre Arbeiten im Laufe des Jahres in entstehenden oder sich weiterentwickelnden Sims präsentieren. Ebenso freuen wir uns auf Künstlerinnen und Künstler sowie Kunstschaffende wie ArtBlue, Tryad Destiny, Loru Destiny, Juliette SurrealDreaming, Rage Darkstone, Kimm Starr, Ansjela Amat, Serafina Bollettie, Lampithaler Artist und Reyno Parx sowie viele weitere, die eindrucksvolle Einblicke in ihr künstlerisches Schaffen geben. Einige von ihnen entwickeln ihre Arbeiten weiter und sind bereits Teil der Perspektive für das Pangea Festival 2027. Besonders ehren wir Cleopata Rayal, die mit 88 Jahren mit ihren selbstgemalten Bildern und ihrer Lyrik einen besonderen Platz in einer der Art-Galerien in Köln einnimmt und dort ihre Werke präsentiert. Ein besonderer Moment des Innehaltens ist unserem Gedenkpavillon gewidmet. Dort erinnern wir an Künstler und Wegbegleiter, die nicht mehr unter uns sind: Torbens Asp, Veritas McMaster, Mal Burns, Luna Lunaria und Mimi Reich. Ihr Wirken bleibt Teil dieses Festivals. Zur kreativen Vielfalt zählen für uns auch die Erbauer der Karnevalswagen. Ihnen sowie allen beteiligten Grids und Buildern gilt unser besonderer Dank. So erwartet euch in diesem Jahr ein weiteres Highlight im November: Am 11.11., dem traditionellen Beginn der Karnevalssession, feiern wir eine besondere Karnevalseröffnung im Pangea Grid – ein Event, auf das wir uns schon jetzt freuen dürfen. Unser Dank gilt ebenso allen DJs und DJanes, Musikern sowie den vielen Menschen im Hintergrund, die mit ihrem technischen Support das Pangea Grid – und damit dieses Festival der Kunst und Kultur – überhaupt möglich machen. Ebenso bedanken wir uns herzlich bei der HG Safari und allen weiteren Unterstützern und Wegbegleitern. Im Laufe des Jahres erwarten euch nicht nur neue Eröffnungen beeindruckender Kreativsims sowie Kunst- und Informationsausstellungen in Köln, sondern auch zahlreiche Veranstaltungen, mit denen wir die teilnehmenden Künstlerinnen und Künstler ehren und ihre Werke lebendig werden lassen. Wir freuen uns auf ein Jahr voller Kunst, Begegnungen und gemeinsamer Momente – und auf euren Besuch.
Herzlichst euer Pangea Team
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Dear friends of art and culture, dear OpenSim friends,
this year we celebrate the Pangea Art and Culture Festival for the fifth time – and we are opening it in Cologne. There is a very special reason for this: 20 years of virtual Cologne. For this occasion, Cologne becomes a vibrant stage for art throughout the year. The opening will take place on April 24, 2026 at 11 AM SLT / 8 PM CET, featuring our DJ Marlon Wayne, who will musically accompany the start of the festival. On Cologne’s Domplatte, not only artists present their current projects. Unlike previous years, the creative minds of the Pangea Grid as well as other OpenSim grids will also offer insights into their projects, sims, and creative worlds – because this festival thrives on diversity and collaborative creation. The pavilions and exhibitions are not just snapshots, but starting points for ongoing projects, new sims, and artistic developments. For this, we thank you from the bottom of our hearts for such incredible creativity. Among the artists presenting larger-scale projects this year are Cherry Manga, Tutz Zabelin, Tina Bey, Terra Merhyem, and Nyx Breen, who will showcase their work over the course of the year in evolving or newly created sims. We are also delighted to feature contributions from ArtBlue, Tryad Destiny, Loru Destiny, Juliette SurrealDreaming, Rage Darkstone, Kimm Starr, Ansjela Amat, Serafina Bollettie, Lampithaler Artist and Reyno Parx, as well as many others, who offer inspiring insights into their artistic work. Some of them continue to develop their work and are already part of the perspective for the Pangea Festival 2027. We especially honor Cleopata Rayal, who at the age of 88 presents her self-painted artworks and poetry in one of the art galleries in Cologne. A special moment of remembrance is dedicated to our memorial pavilion, where we honor artists and companions who are no longer with us: Torbens Asp, Veritas McMaster, Mal Burns, Luna Lunaria, and Mimi Reich. Their legacy remains an integral part of this festival. Creative diversity also includes the builders of the carnival floats, to whom we extend our special thanks, along with all participating grids and builders. Another highlight awaits us in November: on November 11th, the traditional start of the carnival season, we will celebrate a special carnival opening in the Pangea Grid – an event we are already looking forward to. Our sincere thanks also go to all DJs, DJanes, musicians, and the many people working behind the scenes whose technical support makes the Pangea Grid – and thus this festival of art and culture – possible. We also warmly thank the HG Safari and all other supporters and companions along the way. Throughout the year, you can look forward not only to the opening of impressive new creative sims and art and information exhibitions in Cologne, but also to numerous events honoring participating artists and bringing their work to life. We look forward to a year full of art, encounters, and shared moments – and to your visit. Warm regards, your Pangea Team

DJ Dragon
TRIBUTE to DANZIG
17 bis 19 Uhr im Junk Room heute.
Nehmt Eure Freunde und kommt rüber zu Bikers Heaven.
Freu mich auf Euch
bis gleich
Dragon
DJane Dragon with
Tribute to DANZIG
at the Junk Room today
8 to 10 am gridtime
Take your friends and come over to Bikers Heaven and lets have some fun.
See you there
Dragon
hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/Carpe%20Noctem/245/242/5...
IM for a teleport
Listen: http://dragon.radioamv.com
Join us at https://alternatemetaverse

- RIP -
KAT KAKOOLA

Known to many as AMV's Greeter, known as a dear, smart funny friend to the few.
We will be holding a small, brief memorial in her memory, on Thursday 23rd April 2026, at 8AM Grid time, at AMV's Memorial Gardens.
Friends of Kat are welcome to attend, and to speak if you wish (voice or text), prepared or spontaneously on the day.
Thank you.

hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/Memorial%20Gardens/139/5...

Its Party time at Myyst club in London City. Monday is never the best day of the week so let us put the Friday feeling in with great tunes, great people and lots of requests with DJ Jon Temple. So shake of the Monday blues with 2 hours of great music in London City's MYYST Club. 12 - 2pm Monday 20th April.

Liebe Lagerfeuertänzer und Musikzuhörer.
Nun aber: Ab ans GridTalk Lagerfeuer - am 21. April ab 20:00 Uhr gibts da eine Musikalische Rumpelkiste zum Auspacken. (Voraböffnungen schon ab 19:30)
Kommet zuhauf - wir freuen uns drauf...
dorenas-world.de:8002:Gridtalk
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Dear campfire dancers and music lovers.
Now then: Let's head to the GridTalk campfire – on April 21st, starting at 8:00 PM, we'll be unpacking a musical treasure trove. (Previews from 7:30 PM)
Come one, come all – we're looking forward to it...
dorenas-world.de:8002:Gridtalk

Erwache in Balance – Dein Morgenritual im Tempel der Ruhe
Spürst du die Stille?

Bevor die Welt da draußen laut wird, laden wir dich ein, den Tag mit Achtsamkeit zu begrüßen. Lass die Hektik des Grids hinter dir und finde dein inneres Gleichgewicht in der zeitlosen Ästhetik unseres Tempels.

Warum Tai Chi am Morgen?
Tai Chi ist Meditation in Bewegung. Es hilft dir, deinen Fokus zu schärfen, die Energie fließen zu lassen und mit einer tiefen inneren Ruhe in deine virtuellen (und realen) Abenteuer zu starten.

Was dich erwartet:
- Sanfte fließende Bewegungen: Professionelle Tai-Chi-Animationen für alle Erfahrungsstufen.
- Atmosphärische Klangwelten: Speziell kuratierte Entspannungsmusik, die Körper und Geist harmonisiert.
- Ein Ort der Kraft: Ein detailreich gestalteter Tempel, der exakt dafür geschaffen wurde, dir einen Moment des Rückzugs zu schenken.
- Wann: Jeden Morgen (oder wann immer dein Tag beginnt).
Wo: hop://adult-life.de:8002/Shopping%20FUN/23/336/1718

"Der Weg von tausend Meilen beginnt mit einem einzigen Schritt – und einer tiefen Einatmung."

Komm vorbei, setz dich auf ein Meditationskissen oder schließe dich direkt der Tai-Chi-Gruppe an. Wir freuen uns darauf, gemeinsam mit dir in den Tag zu fließen.

Namasté im Tempel der Ruhe

HELP!

Grugs have invaded the scifi park in Virtual Beach! Will you help save humanity. Kill them Grugs!


Please note, this game Spax designed is for x engine and and an older version of opensim. 0.9.3 no longer support x engine. So if you experience any issues, please report them to me.

Click the teleport sign to the sci fi park, then find the sign next to the elevator, go up and have fun.

Update on the Mysterious Island
In 2026, a paleontologist and her boyfriend arrived on the island to conduct research on the "Pau na Xota" tribe. King Naxota agreed, but her boyfriend was taken prisoner, and she had to accept the tribe's rules. The last existing photo is of an acceptance ritual and a celebratory banquet. Of course, the banquet consisted of the body of a member of a rival tribe who was killed in battle. As far as is known, the paleontologist had to "please the king." But after a few weeks, there is no more news about the couple.

EDIT: Reading the comments, I see the need to redo the post. Version 2.0

Name The OSW Users You Most Respect
Who can you recommend as someone you think should be listened to and taken seriously? In other words, who has earned your respect? Try to think of not only those friends who share your views on things, but also those people who do not. (But please! Don't say which person is which, because Yikes!)

*The topic here is respect. The tone of all comments should, of course, be respectful as well. I'm not asking for the general opinions of the relative merits of those named. If you agree or disagree with someone's choice, please keep your opinion private. Thanks for respecting the guidelines.

*I wish it weren't necessary to say, but nobody needs to know, and likely doesn't care, that you don't like the post. Please, just move on. I'll respect you all the more for it. Thanks!

*Just to be clear, this is not a popularity contest. We are not voting people up or down. You might agree or disagree with the choice others make. Feel as great as you like about how your judgement is better than anyone's, but, really, we don't need to know.

I'm working on a project and looking for people to work with on it. But I think this exercise could be helpful to the OSW community at large in some way.

Thanks in advance for your participation.

🚨 TODAY IS THE DAY 🚨

Get ready for a journey of energy, rhythm, and connection 🎶⚡

🧠💥 DJ VELEROALF ANTON
takes you straight into a set you don’t explain… you feel it.

🌌 PSYTRANCE SESSION
High frequencies, deep beats, and a vibe that moves through you completely.

🕳️ THIS IS REAL UNDERGROUND
No posing here
No empty noise
This is where real music lives

🔥 Where the real tribe meets
🔥 Where sound isn’t followed, it’s lived
🔥 Where you understand why you’re here

📅 SATURDAY, TODAY
🕑 2:00 PM GRID TIME

📍 DIRECT LOCATION
👉 hop://grid.virtual-worlds.zone:8002/Underground%20OS/31/19...

🔥 We’re ready
🔥 Everything is set
🔥 The system is on

All that’s missing is you.

See you at Underground OS ⚡🎧

Ruritania will be running on nice new fast servers in the Open sim Grid by the end of May but until then if you have a local LFgrid avatar please make sure that you make a new OSG clone before the deadline and they are put to sleep forever. Use your suitcase folder to allow you to do this more easily but if you get really hung up with no perm items ask me and I'll try to help.

Miss Munk will be spinning her wheels of steel at 1 pm grid time, at The Piazza!
Bring your headphones and get on down here and listen to nonstop beat matching and full spectrum sound!

Plug the link into your map and we'll see you there.

http://bridgemere.outworldz.net:8002:Paradise Lagoon

Heute:
🔥 Chippendales‑Party – heiß, laut & legendär! 🔥
Mach dich bereit für einen Abend, an dem die Temperaturen steigen und die Stimmung explodiert.
DJane Loru wirbelt durch die Beats, Plattenschubse Marina bringt die Platten zum Glühen –
und auf der Bühne warten heiße Männer, die eine Showeinlage hinlegen,
bei der selbst der Bildschirm errötet.
Humor, Hüftschwung und ein Hauch Chaos inklusive.

Eywa — Tree of Souls

In the world of Pandora, Eywa represents the spiritual connection between all living things.

This Tree of Souls was custom created for me by Lyric Alexander in 2009. It was never released or distributed — it has always been part of my original build. I remember asking Lyric if she could create it—she told me at the time how difficult it would be, but she was willing to try. She went on to bring it to life, along with the Helicoradian (accordion) plants used throughout the region. Thank you Lyric, and all the creators who worked on this project. You will find a note about it at landing.

More than a tree, it reflects living energy… a place to pause, reflect, and connect.

Come sit beneath the branches and feel it for yourself.
three.hills.grid.outworldz.net:8002:iknimaya

Blue Moon was originally built in Virtual Highway Grid (2009). I later purchased the OAR after Tiffany Magic passed, I miss her. I rebuilt Iknimaya on my own grid using my original OAR and maintain a record of all original creators involved.

DJane Dragon at the Coffin Club
8 to 10 AM Gridtime (AMV) TODAY
(17-19 UHR MEZ)
playing you gothic,industrial and EBM.

The Coffin Club is a gothic club in a church surrounded by a cemetry, furnished with coffins, music is gothic, rock, metal, EBM and Industrial.

Take your friends and come over.
Waiting for you
Dragon

Listen: http://dragon.radioamv.com
hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/Carpe%20Noctem/87/170/22
Join us on AMV: https://alternatemetaverse.com/

DJ DEBBIE loves her music, Has lots of amazing Ska,Dance, Pop , and tunes that you request.
Lets join her for an 2 hours set at the Landing point at AMV , Where the Moonlight Shines brighter then the Stars.

Everybody is welcome ,

hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/Alternate%20Metaverse/34...

Coming to you at 6am PDT/SLT/OST/Grid Time, 2 hours of fun, laughter and banter, kicking off your Sunday with the Morning Breaskfast Show with a bang!, come one, come all, all are welcome to come and join in party and have fun! hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/Alternate%20Metaverse/36...

Auntie Helga's Therapeutics are now at 400% mark-up! Get your hand crafted potions, poultices and poisons right here at Dismayland! These concoctions are suitable for calming any woes this election season may cause and may influence you to cast your vote for the only person qualified to be your New MAYOR: ME!

-Auntie Helga