Bad Event Idea #31: Best In Bad Halloween Pickup Lines
Halloween is a festival of flirtation and seduction. The Sexy Crash Test Dummy. The Sexy Chia Pet. The Sexy Ruth Bader Ginsburg. The Sexy Illiterate Squirrel. They all attract the attention of hopefuls looking for a Halloween hook-up. Critical to the effort: a pick-up line.

The "Best In Bad Halloween Pickup Lines" event is simple. People enter the contest and use their Halloween-themed pick-up line. The targets vote for the person with the most crude, cringe-worthy, corny, and un-cute Halloween pickup line. The prize: a night with a Zombie NPC sexbot.

Bad Halloween pick-up line starter kit:

Skeleton: "Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?"

Witch: "Don't worry, those warts on my face aren't anywhere else."

"Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you’re giving me wood."

"Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead."

"Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!"

Bad Event Idea Inc.: Bringing bad event ideas to OS since 1392.
https://opensimworld.com/groups/1062

Der Alte Darkwolf hat heute Geburstag also starten wir eine kleine Birthday Party
ab 20.00 Uhr /11Slt geht es los wer Lust hat kann mit feiern
It's Old Darkwolf's birthday today, so we're throwing a little birthday party.
It starts at 20:00 Uhr. /11Slt. Anyone who wants to can come and celebrate with us.

Wake up or wind down at the MOONLIGHT PARTY with DeeJay Sofee from 2AM to 4AM on the Alternate Metaverse Main Landing Point!

Whether you're just getting up or settling in, let DeeJay Sofee guide you through a musical journey under the stars.

Today's Genre: "Music to make you feel Good"

Come dance, vibe, and celebrate the rhythm of the night in a Moonlight style!

Located at:
hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/Alternate%20Metaverse/34...

See you there :-))

After a period of maintenance closure, Misty Isles is back online with facilities for Recreation, Community and Shopping.

Shopping:
Fields Store - Persephone body and accessories
RC store - Women's clothing (Persephone/Athena/Petit)
SSD Outlet - Skins, makeup & more
CO Fashion - Mens & women's wear (Legacy) & more
(currently a large selection of Halloween dances & tattoos)

Celebrate with us 7th October 12 noon SLT
hop://hg.osgrid.org:80/Misty%20Isles/640/640/29

Event Beach Club @ DJ ANA

Event Beach Club Tuesday, October 7, 2025
Dance Party with DJ ANA
8:30 p.m. Paris time
11:30 AM (SL TIME,PST)
hop://bloodmoonpack.com:8002/Event%20Beach%20Club/128/128/...

Events page:
https://bloodmoonpack.com/grid/events/view.php?id=11
https://opensimworld.com/events/127307

Khiron Ametza Live
Monday, October 6th, 2025
Join us for a wonderful hour listening to good music among amusing people!!

2 pm @ Club Fire
http://gentlefire.opensim.fun:8002/
Region: Gentle Fire Grid
Location: 21,28,22

hop://gentlefire.opensim.fun:8002/Gentle%20Fire%20Grid/21/...

Rythmn Room Party Alert!

Energetic Party at Bare Lilies 3! Today at 12 Noon

Featuring: DeeJay Sofee! - Bouncing against the walls

Get ready to bounce, dance, and feel the beats as DJ Sofee takes over Bare Lilies 3

Don't miss this high-energy party where the music never stops!

Location:
hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/Bare%20Lilies%203/62/208...

Come join the fun and light up the dancefloor! See you there!

Heute:
Herbst goes Tropicana – Die Nacht gehört uns (und unseren Hüften)! 🕺💃

Wer sagt, dass der Sommer vorbei ist? Wir sagen: Noch nicht mit uns! Also Sonnenbrille auf, Flip-Flops an und ab an den virtuellen Strand – denn wir feiern, als wären wir 25 (oder zumindest so beweglich wie unsere Avatare).

🌴 Palmen wackeln im Takt, die DJanes drehen auf, und die Cocktails sind garantiert kalorienfrei. 💃 Ob Tanzbar-Veteran oder digitaler Beachboy – hier kommt jeder ins Schwitzen (zur Not mit dem Ventilator).

Alina Custom Vehicles.
Now at AMV a new store with easy access around the region bringing you unusual and unseen vehicles in Opensim.
Classic vehicles, Nascar race cars, Huge Hotrod range, Monster Trucks, Heavy Commercial Vehicles, Agriculture Vehicles, Huge Dinkie Vehicle section , Pick up trucks, just about something for everyone..
In region teleporter to make it easier to get around............... New cars added

Complete sim full of vehicles, almost 250 different vehicles to choose from it costs nothing to look, so take home something great. New vehicles being added weekly.
All vehicles can be altered or modified should you need, adjustments or additions happily done on request..
Hope to see you soon.
hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/luna/126/128/22
Alina.

Tip of the day:
If you use Nextcloud for backup your OpenSimulator data (OARs, databases, config files, etc.)…
👉 Don’t forget to empty the trash regularly!
I just found 1.6 TB in mine… my server is still crying 😂

The Bla Bla Bla Magazine is Out Now!
The latest edition of Bla Bla Bla Magazine has just been released!
Check it out on the AMV webpage here:
https://alternatemetaverse.com/main/index.php?ccat=bla

Dive into stories, events, and highlights from across Opensim—don’t miss it!

*** Novembers ISSUE I am inviting you to Share Your Story's with Bla Bla Bla Magazine! ***

As Autumn is here, and Bla Bla Bla Magazine wants your input! We’re now open for Opensim happenings, region spotlights, and themed events you’d like featured in the next issue. Don’t be shy—let us help get your story out there!

Just send a notecard with:
Your SLURL
Your OSW page
Details you’d like included in the magazine plus your photos or pictures, Advertisements for Special Events for November are all welcomed!

(DEADLINE for ARTICLES is the 18th OCTOBER)

It’s that easy!
Contact Sofee on OSW, inworld on AMV, or via Discord to share your story.

Let’s make this Autumn edition shine with your events, creativity, and November highlights!

> or a HUD Version can be picked up at the Main Landing Point:
hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/Alternate%20Metaverse/34...

Today I am releasing 6 items for Beta Testing in the region Marketplace.
They are part of the VivoSim/SatyrFarm Japanese Expansion that I am creating.

Enjoy!

- Konsai Garden (root vegetables) - New Vegetables & Containers
- Yasai Garden (vegetables) - New Vegetables & Containers
- Kokumatsu Garden (grains) - New Grains,containers & sheaves
- Nihon no Hojo-yo Ponpu (raised water tower)
- Nando (Japanese Kitchen Pantry) - New Items, Names and containers
- Buda Guya (hog pen)
* Ooko Tree (oak)
* Donguri Tree (horse chestnut)
* New storage fpr acorns and horse chestnuts
* New hog menu
* Pond that works as a well
* New Raised Water Tower (small with handle)
* New Japanese-style fence and arch

Alina Custom Vehicles.
Now at AMV a new store with easy access around the region bringing you unusual and unseen vehicles in Opensim.
Classic vehicles, Nascar race cars, Huge Hotrod range, Monster Trucks, Heavy Commercial Vehicles, Agriculture Vehicles, Huge Dinkie Vehicle section , Pick up trucks, just about something for everyone..
In region teleporter to make it easier to get around.. New Vehicles Added
All Vehicles are drivable
Complete sim full of vehicles, almost 250 different vehicles to choose from it costs nothing to look, so take home something great. New vehicles being added weekly.
All vehicles can be altered or modified should you need, adjustments or additions happily done on request..
Hope to see you soon.
hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/luna/126/128/22

Wake up or wind down at the MOONLIGHT PARTY with DeeJay Sofee from 2AM to 4AM on the Alternate Metaverse Main Landing Point!

Whether you're just getting up or settling in, let DeeJay Sofee guide you through a musical journey under the stars.

Today's Genre: "Music to make you feel Good"

Come dance, vibe, and celebrate the rhythm of the night in a Moonlight style!

Located at:
hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/Alternate%20Metaverse/34...

See you there :-))

Khiron Ametza Singing Live
Tuesday, September 30th, 2025

Prepare to be mesmerized by the sensational live singer, Khiron Ametza. With her amazing voice and captivating stage presence, she will take you on a musical journey you won't want to miss. From heartfelt ballads to energetic songs to shake you in your chair!

3pm @ Barefoort Ballroom
Attire: Elegant Casual to Formal
http://hg.neverworldgrid.com:8002/
Region: Barefoot Lands
Location: 793, 804, 39
hop://hg.neverworldgrid.com:8002/Barefoot%20Lands/793/804/...

Alina Custom Vehicles.
Now at AMV a new store with easy access around the region bringing you unusual and unseen vehicles in Opensim.
Classic vehicles, Nascar race cars, Huge Hotrod range, Monster Trucks, Heavy Commercial Vehicles, Agriculture Vehicles, Huge Dinkie Vehicle section , Pick up trucks, just about something for everyone..
In region teleporter to make it easier to get around..

Complete sim full of vehicles, almost 250 different vehicles to choose from it costs nothing to look, so take home something great. New vehicles being added weekly.
All vehicles can be altered or modified should you need, adjustments or additions happily done on request..
Hope to see you soon.
hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/luna/126/128/22
Alina.

Twiztid Timez Grid - PHOTO COMPETITION NOW OPEN for submissions
Teleport to main Entrance @ [TTG] grid - click the poster advertising the competition - gift inside.
hg.twiztidtimezgrid.com:8602:Twiztid Timez Welcome Area

Take the LM to the newly opened Just Shoot Me - Shutter Up sim
hg.twiztidtimezgrid.com:8602:Shutter Up

Details on competition are inside the poster located at OMG sim, TTG Main Grid and the Shutter Up - Just Shoot Me sim.

Have fun - all submissions will be on display at the Main TTG sim - visitors can vote for their favourite photo.

Grand prize will be free land and house package for 3 months - no rent - on a private island located at OMG sim.
2nd and 3rd prizes will be unique designs by Faith Fromund and Omy Goodness

Be sure to visit TTG Main Welcome area - and vote on your favourite photographer!

Khiron Ametza Live
Sunday, September 28th, 2025
Khiron's provocative Brazilian singing results from a lifetime of professional musicianship in her real world and many years in virtual worlds. You hear her singing Contemporary Ballads, 70s & 80s, 90s, 00s, Progressive Rock, Disco, and everything in between. Join us, and you will also fall under her golden spell!


2pm @ Speakeasy Swinghard
Attire: Casual
hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/AMV%20Events/1082/1028/4...
alternatemetaverse.com:8002/AMV Events

http://alternatemetaverse.com:8002
Region: AMV EVENTS
Location: 1082, 1028, 42

Like a colorful 1950's post card Somebeach Somewhere is a charming little island where the sun always shines just a bit warmer, and the turquoise ocean hums a lazy tune. This little beach is not new is has been a little hidden secret for years. Explore the winding road there is lots to see. Home of Newbilicious Boutique, Artrageous art Gallery, Greedy Hill, Barn dancing, and future events. A warm inviting place to shop or just hangout,

Alina Custom Vehicles.
Now at AMV a new store with easy access around the region bringing you unusual and unseen vehicles in Opensim.
Classic vehicles, Nascar race cars, Huge Hotrod range, Monster Trucks, Heavy Commercial Vehicles, Agriculture Vehicles, Huge Dinkie Vehicle section , Pick up trucks, just about something for everyone..
In region teleporter to make it easier to get around..

Complete sim full of vehicles, almost 250 different vehicles to choose from it costs nothing to look, so take home something great. New vehicles being added weekly.
All vehicles can be altered or modified should you need, adjustments or additions happily done on request..
Hope to see you soon.
hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/luna/126/128/22
Alina.

っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Come share your talent with us or just listen!

~ Sunday 2pm -4pm Grid/PST~

Genre: Open Mic; vocalists, comedians & short story tellers welcome

Dress Come As You Are (PG)

Perfection isn't required. Sing on our House Stream or sing in Local using your voice. Not comfy singin'... sit back, relax, & listen or dance til the cows come home. Either way git-on down here!

hophg.twiztidtimezgrid.com8602Wicked%20Waves56454026
Themes change weekly

Finding the costumes was so much fun, and our friend Prim Ativ told us where we could find some really nice costumes. Everyone did an amazing job dressing for the "era" of Stag Hollow and they looked amazing.

playing you gothic industrial and EBM.

The Coffin Club is a gothic club in a church surrounded by a cemetry, furnished with coffins, music is gothic, rock, metal, EBM and Industrial.

Take your friends and come over.
Waiting for you
Dragon

Listen: http://dragon.radioamv.com
hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/AMV%20Special%20Events/3...
Join us on AMV: https://alternatemetaverse.com/

YOU are cordially invited to the Stag Hollow Autumn Fest Ball.
TIME: 2:pm grid time
DATE: Saturday, September 20th
PLACE: grid.genesis-roleplay.org:8002:Stag Hollow
HOSTESS: Mrs. Olivia Lavine
ENTERTAINMENT: by Maestro Maldrul Smith
DRESS: Latter 1800's formal (garments can be found in Stag Hollow in the Tailor Shop, the Seamstress Shop, and The Leather Smith's shop. If you cannot find garments of the era, formalwear will suffice.)
I hope you will join us for some fun dancing with a little "RP" thrown in by some of us for your entertainment.
Blessings and much love, Lavia

💥 Athena hat den Kleiderschrank gesprengt. Die Zeiten von „praktisch“ und „dezent“ sind vorbei – jetzt wird’s laut, wild und absolut unübersehbar. Diese Looks sind keine Outfits. Sie sind Manifestationen. Jede Pose schreit: „Ich bin da, ich bin besser angezogen als du, und ich weiß es.“

👜 Ob Streetstyle mit Kuscheltier-Accessoire oder Latex mit Laserblick – Athena spielt nicht mehr nach den Regeln. Sie schreibt sie neu. Und zwar mit Glitzer, Leder und einer Portion „Was willst du eigentlich?“-Energie.

👠 Die neue Kollektion? Ein modisches Multiversum zwischen Cheerleader-Chaos, Cyber-Diva und „Ich komm grad vom Workout, aber ich seh trotzdem aus wie ein Fashion-Upgrade deiner Existenz.“

Also: Wer Athena sieht, sollte besser Platz machen. Denn Stil ist jetzt eine Superkraft – und sie trägt sie mit High Heels.

Candyland just got Sweeter! I added an outdoor board game, just touch the deck to see which square to land on, there is a gift at the end! Thank you everyone for stopping by to visit it is nice to see you here! three.hills.grid.outworldz.net:8002:Sweet Spot

Birdie’s Bakehouse – Fresh from the Oven
At Sweet Spot, a basket of Birdie’s Bakehouse baked goodies awaits you.
Apple pastries, bagels, brownies, cinnamon rolls, strawberry cakes, and more—all free to copy and enjoy.

Stop by and grab your basket of goodies, fresh every day at Birdie’s Bakehouse.
three.hills.grid.outworldz.net:8002:Sweet Spot

Am Sonntag ist es soweit:
Die Playlist steht – und sie ist so bunt wie unsere Community! Bei der Song-Contest Party feiern wir die Musik, die ihr liebt. Jeder Song wurde von einem Avatar gewünscht – jetzt wird gehört, getanzt und abgestimmt!
Ob du nur chillst oder wild tanzt – komm vorbei und sei Teil unseres musikalischen Highlights!
Zieh dich schick an, bring deine Freunde mit – und lass uns gemeinsam feiern, voten und glänzen!