Hi lovely Starchild Shoppers!
I see many of you IMing me with some issues, but with incomplete information to identify where it is (i.e. which skin name), and HG IMing doesn't always work!
Kindly IM me on Discord, or hear, so I can keep track!
All the love,
Aurora

**Aanya Skin FATPACK for Camila EvoX OUT NOW!**
Happy Summer everyone! Out now at the store this gorgeous fatpack of darker skins for Camila EvoX head.
Please REMEMBER that these skin tons don't match with the body skins at the store - leverage neck fades/blends to transition them!).
- Comes in 15 darker tones
- Brow and browless options
- Head and brow shapes included

Taxi: hop://sanctumastra.com:8002/StarchildShoppe/115/173/27

# 🎉 FIRST RELEASE PARTY 🎶

Join me as I celebrate the release of my very first collection of original songs!

Every song is based on lyrics, stories, and thoughts I've written throughout my life. Some are deeply personal, while others explore emotions and experiences we all share.

Expect an energetic mix of **Classic Rock, Hard Rock, Punk Rock, Funk Rock, Pop, House**, and even a touch of **Bavarian spirit**.

Come and enjoy the music, discover the stories behind the songs, and celebrate this special moment with me. If you like what you hear, I'd love for you to subscribe to my channel and share your thoughts—I look forward to hearing from you!

**Let's celebrate the beginning of this musical journey together!** 🎸✨

👉 New in our little Shop ヅ

⇨ Bathroom SET
✓ Singles
✓ Cuddles
✓ Adult

⇨ A huge assortment of New Accessories to make You unique 

Enjoy! ヅ We hope you'll find something good for you ...ღ

P.S. You'll find more new beautiful Stuff and naughty Furniture for You... made with Love ...ღ
🚖 hop://spacegrid.online:6002/Te_Le/191/74/26

48,960

That is how many snapshot oars friends grid made this last month. Some people have told me it is stupid...it is redundant...it is ignorant!

I prefer to say it is SAFE!

In addition, we dont back up assets monthly or weekly, we back them up daily!

Why do we do this? So our residents can enjoy their virtual life!


Contact @zuzubahro or @safinemahoe2 for details on our free sim islands with 10,000 prim for active residents.

https://friends-grid.com/

#the best damn little grid!

Always Creating! LOVE IT! First let me say I LOVE Satyr Farming. I even tried to recreate it in Unity and Sinespace. I have noticed as of late that a lot of regions are banning the farming system because people go overboard with it and it lags the region. So it got me thinking. I have created a alternative RPG Farming system. 1 script controls 50 plants. The Hud works off XP and Coins and 1 script. The market vendor runs off 1 script. Buy and sell your goods. make clothes that give you XP boosts. Buy wood to build a house.. I have tried to implement the things I love about Satyr Farming, but make it friendlier for regions to run. I am still working on a build for this system and have not decided if I want to give this one away, but keep checking Who Knows on Osgrid. The basic Farming is there now, it does not have all the goodies.

EVAN AT THE GARDEN AMV GRID...6-30...LIVE...11 AM
GRID HOPPERS WELCOME. YOUR LIMO HERE.. hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/Casaenias%20Estate/133/1...
DON'T MISS THE AMAZING PERFORMANCES! STARTING WITH EVAN WILLIAMS AT 11AM GRID TIME. .HE WOULD LOVE TO HAVE YOU COME HAVE SOME FUN! SEE YOU THERE!

DJ DragonLady Shinobiaa Carpenoctem, bringing you 2 hours of incredible danceable tunes! Put on your dancing shoes and come on down to The Party Stage at Alternate Metaverse
We are looking forward to seeing you all here :)
Party Stage
Alternate Metaverse is the new landing point, come and make new friends
hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/Alternate%20Metaverse/31...

DJ DragonLady - EARLY MORNING BREAKFAST SHOW at Party Stage on Alternate Metaverse : Tue 30th Jun 6:00 AM to Tue 30th Jun 8:00 AM
DJ DragonLady - Dragon loves gothic rock, her sets are lively and often feature the less well known european artists
DJ DragonLady Shinobiaa Carpenoctem, bringing you 2 hours of incredible danceable tunes! Put on your dancing shoes and come on down to The Party Stage at Alternate Metaverse
We are looking forward to seeing you all here :)
Party Stage
Alternate Metaverse is the new landing point, come and make new friends
hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/Alternate%20Metaverse/31...

Listen: http://dragon.radioamv.com

One of the Longest established Camping Resorts in Opensim, Come on down and relax, set off fireworks, take a boat out, all the way down to the Southern Keys! Or just enjoy the vast outdoors. Always FREE!!

🌴☀️ SEE YOU ALL TONIGHT! ☀️🌴

Join us for another afternoon of sunshine, great company, and amazing tunes at Sexy Naked Beach on the MK3 Grid!

🎧 Live Set by Adrian Moon 🕑 Tonight from 2:00 PM – 4:00 PM Grid Time

Whether you're looking to dance, relax by the pool, or simply enjoy the atmosphere with friends, everyone is welcome!

🌊 Tropical vibes 🎶 Great music 🍹 Cool drinks 💃 Good company ☀️ Endless summer energy

🚕 Taxi to the venue: mk3.org:5002:Sexy Naked Beach

Bring your friends, grab your swimwear, and let's make tonight another unforgettable party!

✨ Great Tunes • Great Company • Endless Summer ✨

See you all on the dance floor! 🌴🎵🍹🌊

GOODBYE MY FRIEND MALDRUL SMITH
The following is a clip from the Facebook Announcement concerning the IRL passing of our dear friend Maldrul Smith who DJ'd every event we had on our grid with very few exceptions. He was greatly loved by all of us and will be just as greatly missed. So many of us are stunned by this news but we pray for his family and friends that they may find comfort and peace. Maldrul was a dear, sweet soul who always found a way to cheer people up and was loyal to his friends. I just cannot say enough good about him.
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Our wonderful friend and amazing DJ-Maldrul Smith has passed away IRL. With heavy hearts, we are sharing that George passed away on June 25, 2026, at 2:05 p.m. CST.
George was a loving father, devoted husband, proud Air Force veteran, and a strong provider and protector for his family. He had a deep love for technology and computer science, and he shared that knowledge and curiosity with his daughters throughout their lives.
While our family is grieving this heartbreaking loss, we find comfort in knowing that George is now reunited with his beloved wife, Charlotte. They were married for 51 years and are now together in eternity.
Thank you to everyone who loved George, shared memories with him, and supported our family. Your prayers, kindness, and words of comfort mean so much during this difficult time. (If you would like to respond to this you can go to Facebook and look up " Maldrul Smith" and there you can send the family your thoughts and comforting words.) https://www.facebook.com/maldrul.smith

I made some new eyeballballs you might like to wear. Mostly cat eyes but some other designs too!

Please note these are cosmetic-only and do not improve vision.

get them at CCC

hop://grid.virtual-worlds.zone:8002:CCC-Shoppe

Thanks so much for putting my item in your shop ChiChi!

🎧 Tribute to Maldrul Smith
(Written in your voice, with your heart)

Today, I lost one of the dearest friends I’ve ever had in OpenSim — Maldrul Smith. My heart is breaking in ways I can barely put into words. Mal wasn’t just a friend… he was one of those rare souls who made life feel lighter just by being present. Kind, compassionate, gentle, and always a true gentleman — that was Mal.

He had a sweetness about him that never felt forced. A warmth that wrapped around you the moment he spoke. And oh, his wit — always sharp, always playful, always ready to make me laugh when I needed it most. Mal was fun, interesting, thoughtful, and full of life. He was one of the few people I could talk to openly and honestly, without fear, without hesitation. He understood me. He listened. He cared.

And when he DJ’d…
He brought magic into the room.
His sets weren’t just music — they were moments.
He knew how to lift spirits, how to create atmosphere, how to make people feel connected.
He played from the heart, and you could feel it every time.

Mal, I’ll miss you so much.
I’ll miss your voice, your humor, your kindness, your presence.
I’ll miss the way you made the world feel a little softer.
You were one of the few and far‑between people who truly mattered to me.
One of the dearest friends I’ve ever had in OpenSim.

Thank you for being exactly who you were — a sweet man, a compassionate soul, a gentleman, a friend.
Rest in peace, my sweet friend.
You will never be forgotten.

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💛 Prayer for Maldrul Smith
Father God,
Another dear friend has left this world, and my heart is breaking. Maldrul Smith was such a close and precious friend to me — kind, compassionate, gentle, and full of warmth. He was the kind of man whose presence made life feel lighter. A sweet soul, a true gentleman, and one of the most genuine people I’ve ever known.

Lord, I thank You for the gift of his friendship.
For his wit, his humor, his kindness, and the way he made every conversation feel meaningful.
He was one of the few people I could talk to openly, honestly, and without fear.
He was rare — one of the dearest friends I had in OpenSim, and losing him leaves a space that hurts deeply.

Father, hold him close now.
Let his spirit rest in Your peace.
Let him feel the love of those who cherished him.
Let him be surrounded by Your light, Your comfort, and Your eternal rest.

Mal… I’ll miss you so much.
Rest in peace, my sweet friend.
You will always be remembered with love.

Amen.

Virtual Beach is back online.

I want to give a shout out to fred for all that he does. He might be able to pinpoint what causes the server and dg to just lock up.

For now, Virtual beach is up and running.

Back to AMV Tonight!
DJ Larissa will be on the main stage to entertain you all, with her wide variety of music, you never know what she will pull out of her bag!
Come on over and join in the party, all are welcome!
hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/Alternate%20Metaverse/31...

Khiron Ametza Live
Monday, June 29th, 2026
2 pm @ Club Fire
Join us for a wonderful hour enjoying good music among fun people!
Bring your happiness, family, and friends!!!

hop://login.gentlefiregrid.net:8002/Gentle%20Fire%20Welcom...

http://login.gentlefiregrid.net:8002/
Region: Gentle Fire Welcome
Location: 220,228,24

🌙✨ TUESDAY AT MOONLIT HEAVEN ✨🌙

Get ready for an unforgettable afternoon of music, great company, and incredible vibes!

🎧 Adrian Moon – LIVE SET
📅 Tuesday, 30th June
🕛 12:00 PM – 2:00 PM (Grid Time)

📍 Moonlit Heaven Club
DreamLife Grid

Step into a world of luxury, dazzling lights, and amazing music as Adrian Moon delivers an exclusive 2-hour live set packed with uplifting beats, dance anthems, and non-stop energy. Whether you're coming to dance, relax with friends, or meet new people, this is the place to be!

🚘 Limo Direct:
hop://dreamlife.opensim.fun:58002/Dream%2024/73/35/23

✨ Everyone is welcome!
Bring your friends, your best outfits, and your dancing shoes for an afternoon filled with unforgettable moments.

Music • Energy • Friendship • Memories

See you on the dance floor at Moonlit Heaven! 🌙🎶

AMV Explorers Club Travels to Club Escotia -Thurs July 2nd 12:30 - 2pm

Our first stop for the Explorers Club is the Fabulous Club Escotia!
It is owned by Clan & Webby Escotia and is the home base for Clans
music events! Join host Webby Escotia for a tour/exploration of
this unique multi-faceted music venue! Thurs July 2nd 12:30 - 2pm

Desy Graywolf will be leading the Explorer tour!

hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/Club%20Escotia/128/128/2...

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Next stop is on July 16th 12:30 - 2pm When the AMV Explorers set a course for
California Dreaming owned by Julietta Chargers!

hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/California%20Dreaming/12...

Please send in your submissions so we can add you to the AMV Explorers Club List!

Introducing AMV Explorers Club
Discover the worlds hidden across the Alternate Metaverse Grid.
From forgotten realms to breathtaking creations, every journey opens a new story.

Our headquarters is located at the AMV Street Party region, beside the Alternate Metaverse region. This is our central meeting point before each expedition, though members may also teleport directly to the featured destination.

Region owners across the grid are invited to register their worlds for exploration.
Each week, AMV selects a featured region and leads a scheduled group expedition for all adventurers ready to explore beyond the ordinary. 🧭

Residents throughout the grid may register to have the group explore their region. We will select a region weekly to be our main focus, at a scheduled time, our group will travel to that region, for those who cannot meet that time the region will be open for exploring.

Submit your request to be included in this project to Desy Graywolf or Cataplexia Numbers

As the owner of a selected region to be explored, you need to send us
1. A full perm logo
2. A notecard highlighting potential spots to visit
3. Landmarks for the 2. above and the main landing point.
4. A URL to a website featuring your region.
5. Up to 10 photos of your region.
6. A Kiosk - You can either create a kiosk or we can do one for you to bring all of your info together for visitors to get there.

Box all these up and box them and name the box **

We are still building and trying to follow the visual map above which is quite a feat considering I had that done by AI and finding the buildings or re doing some will take more time but if you arrive at the landing for funny-rides you may find it listed there. Hoping to be finished in a week or two.

This is a new song and the link to the Suno page to listen. It is going on an album I am working on called Journey Of Soul. Please let me know what you think.
No video, just sit back and listen. Thank you my friends. You all rock!!!
https://suno.com/s/sAGjvO2h9llgVuvT

BEACH PARTY ALERT!

DeeJay Sofee and Hostess Lilie Finesmith are turning up the volume this afternoon at Bare Lilies Beach!

Starting at12 Noon Grid Time

Slip into your favorite bikini, swim trunks, or beachwear, grab your friends, and bring those bouncing bodies down for an afternoon packed with great music, summer vibes, dancing, and beach party fun!

At Bare Lilies Beach
Hop over --->> hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/Bare%20Lilies%203/37/123...

Come feel the sand between your toes, dance like nobody's watching, and party the Sofee Way!

Everyone is welcome - see you on the beach!

All you Disco fans, we have a great 2 hour event here at MYYST Club in London City with Jon Temple, So grab your Disco sparkle and come on over to London City in Gentle fire for an awesome entertainment event. 12 - 2pm Monday 29th June.

DJ Dragon heute 17 bis 19 Uhr im Bikers Heaven Rock, hard rock, metal.
Nehmt Eure Freunde und kommt rüber zu Bikers Heaven.
Freu mich auf Euch
bis gleich
Dragon
DJane Dragon at Bikers Heaven TODAY 8 to 10 am gridtime playing Rock, hard rock, metal.
Take your friends and come over to Bikers Heaven and lets have some fun.
See you there
Dragon
hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/Carpe Noctem/209/221/1496
IM for a teleport
Listen: http://dragon.radioamv.com

Our cowboy dave taking the morning breakfast show as its Manic Monday !!
every monday dave gives his best , come join him for a rodeo rideeee

hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/Alternate%20Metaverse/36...

Liebe Strandtänzer und Musikzuhörer,
nun aber... der letzte Dienstag im Juni naht - morgen am 30. Juni gibts ab 20:00 Uhr dem Wetter entsprechend "heisse" Musik ais der musikalischen Rumpelkiste,
dorenas-world.de:8002:Gridtalk
Dear beach dancers and music lovers,
well then... the last Tuesday in June is approaching - tomorrow, June 30th, starting at 8:00 PM, there will be "hot" music from the musical junk box, perfectly suited to the weather,
dorenas-world.de:8002:Gridtalk

Yes, we're looking for DJs!!!

If you enjoy making music, then be part of our growing community!

We're looking for DJs for the following music genres:

- Trance / Psy Trance
- EDM / Mashup
- Deep House / Melodic / Vocal
- Techno / Melodic / Minimal

Preferred days and times are:

Friday, Saturday, Sunday

10am/11am/12pm to 2pm/3pm Grid Time

If you're interested, please contact us. Thank you!

MOONLIGHT PARTY 2-4am with DJ ZALE.
DJ Zale has been tearing up dancefloors across Second Life and other virtual worlds, dropping everything from high‑energy club anthems to smooth late‑night grooves. A seasoned performer with a reputation for reading the room and igniting it, he brings style, skill, and serious vibe to every set.

Now a proud resident DJ at AMV, he’s ready to turn your morning, night, or weekend into a full‑on experience.
Come out, feel the energy, and show DJ Zale some love.

Put on your dancing shoes and come on down to Alternate Metaverse!
We are looking forward to seeing you all here :)
Party Stage
Alternate Metaverse is the new landing point, come and make new friends
hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/Alternate%20Metaverse/32...

# 🇬🇧 ENGLISH

🎸 **ROCK & NOISE with DJ Yana Dakota** 🎸

Ready for two hours packed with legendary rock?

I'll take you on a journey through decades of unforgettable music, from the raw sound of **The Beatles** opening the show to an explosive finale with the one and only **Tina Turner**.

Expect artists like:

**Steppenwolf • Argent • AC/DC • Van Halen • ZZ Top • Eric Clapton • Creedence Clearwater Revival • The Rolling Stones • The Kinks • Golden Earring • De Dijk • The Scene** ...and many more.

No remixes.
No endless talking.
Just the songs that shaped generations.

Whether you want to dance, sing along, or simply enjoy great music with good people, you're welcome.

**Monday • 29 June**
**Grid Time: 1 PM - 3 PM**

📍 Hop over:
**hop://newlifeitaly.com:8002/NewLifeWelcome/298/142/45**

**DJ Yana Dakota**
Turn it up... and let the music do the talking.

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# 🇮🇹 ITALIANO

🎸 **ROCK & NOISE con DJ Yana Dakota** 🎸

Due ore dedicate al vero rock.

Un viaggio musicale che parte con **The Beatles** e si conclude con una grande chiusura firmata **Tina Turner**.

Ascolterai artisti come:

**Steppenwolf • Argent • AC/DC • Van Halen • ZZ Top • Eric Clapton • Creedence Clearwater Revival • Rolling Stones • The Kinks • Golden Earring • De Dijk • The Scene** e molti altri.

Niente remix.
Niente chiacchiere inutili.
Solo grandi classici che hanno fatto la storia del rock.

Vieni ad ascoltare, ballare e divertirti in buona compagnia.

**Lunedì 29 Giugno**
**Grid Time: 13:00 - 15:00**

📍 Teleport:
**hop://newlifeitaly.com:8002/NewLifeWelcome/298/142/45**

**DJ Yana Dakota**
Alza il volume... il rock parla da solo.

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# 🇪🇸 ESPAÑOL

🎸 **ROCK & NOISE con DJ Yana Dakota** 🎸

Dos horas llenas de auténtico rock.

Un recorrido musical que comienza con **The Beatles** y termina con una gran despedida junto a **Tina Turner**.

Escucharás artistas como:

**Steppenwolf • Argent • AC/DC • Van Halen • ZZ Top • Eric Clapton • Creedence Clearwater Revival • The Rolling Stones • The Kinks • Golden Earring • De Dijk • The Scene** y muchos más.

Sin remixes.
Sin hablar demasiado.
Solo grandes canciones que hicieron historia.

Ven a bailar, cantar o simplemente disfrutar de buena música y buena compañía.

**Lunes 29 de junio**
**Grid Time: 1 PM - 3 PM**

📍 Teleport:
**hop://newlifeitaly.com:8002/NewLifeWelcome/298/142/45**

**DJ Yana Dakota**
Sube el volumen... el rock nunca pasa de moda.

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# 🇩🇪 DEUTSCH

🎸 **ROCK & NOISE mit DJ Yana Dakota** 🎸

Zwei Stunden voller legendärer Rockmusik.

Die Reise beginnt mit **The Beatles** und endet mit einem kraftvollen Finale von **Tina Turner**.

Freut euch auf Künstler wie:

**Steppenwolf • Argent • AC/DC • Van Halen • ZZ Top • Eric Clapton • Creedence Clearwater Revival • The Rolling Stones • The Kinks • Golden Earring • De Dijk • The Scene** und viele weitere.

Keine Remixe.
Kein endloses Gerede.
Nur zeitlose Rocksongs, die Generationen geprägt haben.

Kommt vorbei, tanzt, singt mit oder genießt einfach großartige Musik mit netten Leuten.

**Montag, 29. Juni**
**Grid Time: 13:00 - 15:00 Uhr**

📍 Teleport:
**hop://newlifeitaly.com:8002/NewLifeWelcome/298/142/45**

**DJ Yana Dakota**
Dreh die Lautstärke auf... Rock spricht für sich selbst.

🌟 Tribute to Joe Dokes — A Life That Left Light Behind

There are people who pass through our lives quietly, and then there are people like Joe Dokes — people whose presence becomes part of the foundation of our world. Joe was one of those rare souls who didn’t just exist in DigiWorldz… he gave to it. He built community, he offered shelter, he created belonging. And for those of us blessed enough to know him personally, he offered something even deeper: respect, kindness, and a sense of being seen.

Joe and PreciousRuby were more than friends to me — they were family in the way only virtual worlds can create. They made special exceptions for me, welcomed me into their circle, and trusted me with moments that mattered. One of the greatest honors of my life was standing with them as they rededicated their marriage. They asked me to lead the service… and I did, with all the love and reverence I had. To be their officiant was a privilege I will never forget.

Joe carried a quiet strength — the kind that didn’t need attention or applause. He simply lived with generosity. He gave people homes. He gave people safety. He gave people dignity. And he gave PreciousRuby a love that was gentle, loyal, and deeply rooted.

My heart breaks for her now. Losing a partner is losing a piece of your world, and she is walking through a grief that touches both her real life and her inworld life. I pray she feels surrounded by comfort, by support, and by the love Joe poured into her for so many years. She is not alone. She is held — by God, by community, and by every person Joe touched.

Joe’s passing leaves a silence… but not emptiness. His legacy is kindness. His memory is warmth. His impact is lasting. And the love he shared — with PreciousRuby, with his family, with his friends — continues forward.

Rest in peace, Joe.
Thank you for the home you created, the love you gave, and the lives you lifted. You will never be forgotten.

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💛 Prayer for Joe Dokes & PreciousRuby

Father God,
Tonight we lift up the life of Joe Dokes, a man whose kindness built homes, whose generosity built community, and whose quiet strength touched more hearts than he ever realized. Thank You for the gift of his life — for every moment he offered comfort, every time he made room for someone who needed a place to belong, and every act of love he shared with PreciousRuby and those around him.

Lord, we ask You to wrap PreciousRuby in Your arms right now. Her heart is aching, her world feels shaken, and the silence he leaves behind is heavy. Surround her with Your peace — the kind that steadies trembling hands and breathes calm into the deepest places of grief. Let her feel Joe’s love still present, still warm, still carrying her forward.

Bring comfort to every friend who knew Joe, especially those of us who were blessed to stand with him and PreciousRuby in sacred moments. Heal the places in us that feel the loss. Remind us that love does not end — it transforms, it continues, it becomes legacy.

Lord, let Joe’s memory be a light that never dims. Let his kindness echo. Let his generosity inspire. Let his love remain a shelter for PreciousRuby and all who cherished him.

And tonight, Father, hold us close.
Hold her close.
Hold Joe close in Your eternal rest.

Amen.

Just sharing that due to hitting 500 cars on this simulator I had to evolve into rezzers. Experience is very enjoyable and will allow me to hit towards 1000 some day. Hard to believe I used to be very much like hardly any cars here.....

A gentle reminder to the self-appointed critics of the metaverse:

When you visit a curated experience and leave a one star review because you could not follow the rules, the theme or the personal boundaries set by the sysop, you are not exposing a flaw in the build. You are exposing YOURSELF.

Dismayland works like a carnival ride. You must be this tall to enter. This is not a suggestion. This is not negotiable. This is not a personal attack on your creative choices. It is a sign on a gate; read it.

Dismayland has height restrictions. It has had them. The compliance system has been OFFLINE for TWO WEEKS and people are STILL offended by the concept of it. That is remarkable. The gate does not even have teeth right now and the outrage is fully operational.

YOU READ THAT RIGHT ... the GATE has been down and these ORACLES of Wisdom never even bothered to check, no need to mention names, their self indictment is already on the wall.

This is the beauty of themed experiences; they are not for everyone and they are not supposed to be. If the child gate offends you, congratulations; it is working exactly as designed. Dismayland is a demusement park. The clue is in the name. The misery is the point. THE INCONVENIENCE IS THE ART.

As a bonus feature, the same system that checks your height also has opinions about poorly imported stolen Second Life meshes, that is an intriguing and welcome side effect. Dismayland enforces restrictions fairly as part of the user experience.

One star because you "dislike the policy" is not a review. It is a confession. One star because "the region recognized your self entitlement and processed you" is far more truthful and entertaining.

We thank you for your contribution to the experience. Your reaction has been noted, cataloged, and will be used as evidence that we are doing something right.

DISMAYLAND SECURITY IS DOWN until the MAIN LK EVENT (TBA)
At that time: COSTUME MANAGEMENT and ENFORCEMENT goes into effect.
I promise... that will end the complaints about the HEIGHT SCANNER... Muah ha ha ha ha ha!